COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[kaz7]

well,someone did say that but that was last week,,its strange, i maybe over reacting to the symptoms but also have had a horse throat,so just wondering what the OPs chest was like

My lungs felt like they were on fire and difficult to breath,if you feel a weight on your chest then call 111

 

[Ste1969]

I’ve counted 36 beers in my house left over from our friends coming over Saturday.

Every bloke brought a crate of beer and left it!

That’s not even including the spirits and wines we have.

I’ll be an alcoholic soon enough.

Shit party then;)

 

[Dicko69]

Well you say that, but you can download a patch than gives you all of the official teams, kits and leagues. Copy it to a USB stick and then use that to update the game. Takes 15 minutes. I'm amazed they get away with it to be honest. The only thing you don't get are the proper stadiums.

I'd rather have serge agore up front with the saliva pair running the midfield in front of latorpe and otterman shielding edson with the young fedon as an apprentice to kelvin du brown

 

[Ban-jani]

Shit party then;)

We went to the pub instead, that’s why :-)

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Well you say that, but you can download a patch than gives you all of the official teams, kits and leagues. Copy it to a USB stick and then use that to update the game. Takes 15 minutes. I'm amazed they get away with it to be honest. The only thing you don't get are the proper stadiums.

Or make your own, if purple on the home ain't your thing.

 

[kaz7]

A battery operated appliance would be better

I was about to say to @SebastianBlue electric? you will blow her head off !!

 

[Ste1969]

We went to the pub instead, that’s why :-)

Wise move and you get to keep the stash:)

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I was about to say to @SebastianBlue electric? you will blow her head off !!

would be a lojizztical nightmare...

 

[Dicko69]

I was about to say to @SebastianBlue electric? you will blow her head off !!

You just have a dirty mind! He meant a hoover, I meant a toothbrush

 

[SebastianBlue]

I was about to say to @SebastianBlue electric? you will blow her head off !!

...how do you and @Dicko69 think batteries work?

I suppose this is yet another proof of Arthur C. Clark’s third law...

 

[kaz7]

You just have a dirty mind! He meant a hoover, I meant a toothbrush

I am please to say my dirty mind has returned lol

 

[Blue Maverick]

I wonder how all the smack heads will go on soon as the drugs dry up, borders shut across Europe and flights grounded, there’s going to be some cold turkey going on

 

[SebastianBlue]

I am please to say my dirty mind has returned lol

On the mend, then? :-)

 

[kaz7]

BBC doing the weather,pleased to say next week will be nice,erm,we are all indoors !

 

[St.Pauli support]

Doctors on the lack of testing in the health service.

Those who think the China figures are suspicious should read it.

https://www.dumptheguardian.com/wor...-of-surrender-doctor-on-uks-covid-19-failures

Goodness. Who is responsible for that mess.

Even more so we have to make it very clear that on one hand medical staff fight a nasty exhausting war in the hospitals
and at the same time an army of brainless selfish feckers care for even more intense patients to come soon.

Politicians have to point out that direct link.

 

[mexico1970]

I wonder how all the smack heads will go on soon as the drugs dry up, borders shut across Europe and flights grounded, there’s going to be some cold turkey going on

The law of supply and demand dictates there will be murders everywhere as coke heads fight for resources.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That’s a brilliant idea but not sure how I can justify it to her upstairs.

They’ve released Championship Manager 01/02 (the best ever version of the Football Manager series) with a patch with this season’s players for free.

might be worth looking into

edit: https://www.fmscout.com/a-championship-manager-0102-free-download.html

 

[kaz7]

On the mend, then? :-)

I'm hesitant to crack dirty jokes in case someone thinks it is inappropriate,we could do with lightening the mood a bit ,right ?

 

[cleavers]

Wise move and you get to keep the stash:)

But probably infected from the pub ;-)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

dont think its long now untill full lockdown,the place is closing on its own ,il give it weekend

Yep.
We’ll all be singing from the one hymn sheet soon.