COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[SebastianBlue]

I'm hesitant to crack dirty jokes in case someone thinks it is inappropriate,we could do with lightening the mood a bit ,right ?

I won’t encourage for fear of unleashing the Brighton beast. :-)

 

[goalmole]

Doctors on the lack of testing in the health service.

Those who think the China figures are suspicious should read it.

https://www.dumptheguardian.com/wor...-of-surrender-doctor-on-uks-covid-19-failures

I think the government has missed the boat. They should have been testing comprehensively when they were chasing their herd immunity theory.
Probably far too far down the road to catch it up now.

 

[cleavers]

BBC doing the weather,pleased to say next week will be nice,erm,we are all indoors !

I've a large balcony so I'll be able to sit out and enjoy it if it happens, even if I'm working from home, I'll try not to cough or sneeze on those below though.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Doctors on the lack of testing in the health service.

Those who think the China figures are suspicious should read it.

https://www.dumptheguardian.com/wor...-of-surrender-doctor-on-uks-covid-19-failures

I mean I find the name of the website suspicious.

 

[kaz7]

I've a large balcony so I'll be able to sit out and enjoy it if it happens, even if I'm working from home, I'll try not to cough or sneeze on those below though.

A balcony? you posh bugger

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I'd rather have serge agore up front with the saliva pair running the midfield in front of latorpe and otterman shielding edson with the young fedon as an apprentice to kelvin du brown

I loved Sensible Soccer. The only players are remember were the rags' Bryan Goggs and Byron Rebson. If it'd been up to me, they'd have had Derek Cuntona up front too.

 

[kaz7]

i'm on my balcony right now having a fag. it's probably smaller than your bog!

Ha don't fall off

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Because it's China, and manufactured outrage is their game. They're the most thin-skinned administration on the planet, and that includes Trump. I find it quite amusing that an obviously racist, almost genocidal regime has started throwing the racist word around nowadays.

I think they’re just pissed off that he says they started it when it’s obvious that Trump is bat shit crazy and has been for a long time now.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I loved Sensible Soccer. The only players are remember were the rags' Bryan Goggs and Byron Rebson. If it'd been up to me, they'd have had Derek Cuntona up front too.

SWOS was awesome and made better by the snide names.

Nothing will outdo Baddiel and Skinner having Kuntz 11 on the back of the German shirts in the 3 lions video.

Imagine the Twitter rage that would cause these days!

 

[mexico1970]

I have a balcony with an awning on it where I watch the matches on my telly, verandas are the next best thing they're a bit posher.

 

[Ste1969]

A balcony? you posh bugger

i'm on my balcony right now having a fag. it's probably smaller than your bog!

Strangeways?

 

[cleavers]

A balcony? you posh bugger

Yeah its big enough for a small garden (in pots) which needs some work if I'm honest, so I'll be visiting the garden centre before lock down.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Yeah its big enough for a small garden (in pots) which needs some work if I'm honest, so I'll be visiting the garden centre before lock down.

Make sure to pick up a few planks for multipurpose use.

 

[mexico1970]

Worst case scenario will the shops still be open to buy food on the lockdown? I'm a common sense kind of bloke but part of me is saying we are on lockdown and we have to make do with what we have.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Worst case scenario will the shops still be open to buy food on the lockdown? I'm a common sense kind of bloke but part of me is saying we are on lockdown and we have to make do with what we have.

Retail for groceries is regarded as frontline as is pharmacy and the supply chains to them.
They should remain open through the worst of it.

 

[mexico1970]

Retail for groceries is regarded as frontline as is pharmacy and the supply chains to them.
They should remain open through the worst of it.

Some good news at least bud.

 

[Bill Walker]

Government here giving us $750 to spend.
Stimulus package.

What shall I buy ?

 

[cleavers]

Retail for groceries is regarded as frontline as is pharmacy and the supply chains to them.
They should remain open through the worst of it.

We'll do this soon, and though time wise behind other countries, its earlier in the scale of things than many countries, I doubt we'll finish this week without a total stay at home "advice".

 

[cleavers]

overnment here giving us $750 to spend.
Stimulus package.

What shall I buy ?

Get a big new TV.

 

[Bill Walker]

Get a big new TV.

I would but already got one.
I'll be giving it to my son. They're just setting up home.