COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[i8rags]

Not surprised in the slightest he's tested positive. What a fucking balls-up he's made of our response to it but I nevertheless wish the buffoon well.

Bollocks

 

[cleavers]

I am hoping we are a better,kinder society after this is over

I wouldn't hold your breath.

 

[Vic]

Our boss is displaying this " misunderstanding" at the moment. Anyone who says that we should be self isolating because our work isn't essential to anyone gets told, "fuck off home then, you won't be getting paid and you'll be disciplined."

I can see employment tribunals will be busy after this with unfair and constructive dismissal claims. "Could you maintain 2 metres between employees? Did you provide handwashing facilities?" And if they have legal costs insurance for tribunals you could suggest he asks the insurer whether they'd cover for claims arising from health and safety at work breaches.

Good job the courts told the Tories they had acted unlawfully and unconstitutionally when they introduced the fees for going to tribunal.
Of course, Johnson wants to curb the courts from such "political" interference.

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

Not surprised in the slightest he's tested positive. What a fucking balls-up he's made of our response to it but I nevertheless wish the buffoon well.

How do you work that one out?

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Not surprised in the slightest he's tested positive. What a fucking balls-up he's made of our response to it but I nevertheless wish the buffoon well.

And his Mrs they've got a wee one on the way...

 

[kaz7]

I wouldn't hold your breath.

Ha my lungs are fucked up now so i won't try it

 

[cleavers]

Ha my lungs are fucked up now so i won't try it

Haha, sorry, that genuinely wasn't meant as a pun.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Not surprised in the slightest he's tested positive. What a fucking balls-up he's made of our response to it but I nevertheless wish the buffoon well.

And what would you have done different Mr Expert?

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

And what would you have done different Mr Expert?

Exactly, not a clue.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

The site is unreadable now.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Not red weed, no.

Ahhh but you may have seen the tripods!

 

[kaz7]

Haha, sorry, that genuinely wasn't meant as a pun.

It is ok,it made me laugh and those are few and far between at the moment

 

[SWP's back]

I’m impressed

 

[SWP's back]

You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid, as I don't understand your question.
The antibody tests tell you if you've been exposed by judging if you've developed antibodies against it. I don't know what other test for the virus you mean.

There’s an antigen test that sees if you have it now.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Isn't it Dominic Raab to step in if anything happens to Borris?

bloody hell get well soon Boris if so.

 

[beast]

How the fuck can Charlie and boris get a test but me and mrs who have been off work and are due in on monday cant find out if we've had it.

Fucking load of shit!

 

[BlueAnorak]

Not if he was at a cobra meeting, the whole lot need to go into 14 day isolation

All meetings have been by video link for quite a while now

 

[Mon Autre]

And what would you have done different Mr Expert?

I would have not gone to hospital and shook hands with coronavirus patients and then bragged about it on TV.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

How the fuck can Charlie and boris get a test but me and mrs who have been off work and are due in on monday cant find out if we've had it.

Fucking load of shit!

because he is the prime minister .

he also has security guards ,
Bullet proof glass
and a country residence

because he is the prime minister

 

[urban genie]

All meetings have been by video link for quite a while now

All?

They came out of meeting the other day straight into a press conference together, at least a three or four of them.