Stupid little things that bug you

getting a cooked breakfast, you know bacon, eggs, beans, tomatoes, mushroom, black puddings, fried bread, sausage and toast, yet the toast is pre cut in diagonals!! wtf, you can't put anything on that shit , it just falls out as you dip your egg. This happens a lot in Australia, so I asked for my toast to be cut in rectangles and I kid you not, they cut each slice in 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c*nts
Ordering 2 bowls of chips to share between 4 of you, and 8 pieces of buttered bread, and the thick fucker in the club's kitchen cuts the bread into triangles.
How the fuck am I going to make a chip butty out of that?
 
getting a cooked breakfast, you know bacon, eggs, beans, tomatoes, mushroom, black puddings, fried bread, sausage and toast, yet the toast is pre cut in diagonals!! wtf, you can't put anything on that shit , it just falls out as you dip your egg. This happens a lot in Australia, so I asked for my toast to be cut in rectangles and I kid you not, they cut each slice in 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c*nts
Whereabouts on the GC are you mate ?
 
getting a cooked breakfast, you know bacon, eggs, beans, tomatoes, mushroom, black puddings, fried bread, sausage and toast, yet the toast is pre cut in diagonals!! wtf, you can't put anything on that shit , it just falls out as you dip your egg. This happens a lot in Australia, so I asked for my toast to be cut in rectangles and I kid you not, they cut each slice in 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c*nts

 
You could stand 2m from his front door

I don't think Nimrod has quite got the hang of stalking, you are not meant to be in their face. In a bush, yes, telephoto lens maybe, following them around constantly deffo. I should know, my probation officer reminds me every week.
 
People not following the arrows in the Supermarket.

I know some people can't handle rules, discipline or respect but just stay out of my 2 metre zone.

I thank you.

Do you say something to them or just mutter something derogatory under your breath?

While we're on it, I really can't stand people who make an exaggerated display of distancing if they think you've go too close to 'their zone'. Your not one of them are you?
 
Do you say something to them or just mutter something derogatory under your breath?

They get my Driver's death stare until i realise they don't give a fuck.

While we're on it, I really can't stand people who make an exaggerated display of distancing if they think you've go too close to 'their zone'. Your not one of them are you?

Depends on the mood of the Supermarket.
The smaller Asda is a free for all, no rules and some of the larger Tesco some people are scared to overtake on the aisles.
I've started speeding past those people out of courtesy.
 
These cunts who take this 2 metre rule to the fucking extreme.

Some blob of a woman in Aldi before shot me the dirtiest look as I got behind her in the queue, probably about .5 of a millimetre short of the 2 metre lines.

Look at me like that again and itll be the last thing you ever do fatty.
 
These cunts who take this 2 metre rule to the fucking extreme.

Some blob of a woman in Aldi before shot me the dirtiest look as I got behind her in the queue, probably about .5 of a millimetre short of the 2 metre lines.

Look at me like that again and itll be the last thing you ever do fatty.

It's not practical to remain 2 metres from all other human beings all of the time. I get where you're coming from with the bloater, there's a large amount of people out there now who think they are extensions of government and fully backed by public opinion to behave like orrible cnuts. Ive kept my cool many times in supermarkets recently as I don't want to be the twat who kicks off, but fuck me, I'm really swimming upstream on this.
 
It's not practical to remain 2 metres from all other human beings all of the time. I get where you're coming from with the bloater, there's a large amount of people out there now who think they are extensions of government and fully backed by public opinion to behave like orrible cnuts. Ive kept my cool many times in supermarkets recently as I don't want to be the twat who kicks off, but fuck me, I'm really swimming upstream on this.

Cunts.
 
I live in Trafford and the council are trying to concrete it all putting houses or industrial units on top. They are looking to concrete Carrington Moss so an action group was set up to fight their plans. The action group has just sent an email out about a recent meeting they had and in it was this...…

'There were some very interesting discussions and lots of synergy between the breakout groups. '

I mean, well, WTF, even GDM makes more sense than this.
 
A total twat of a middle aged man riding his bike on the road coming in my direction, I was walking my dogs on the pavement. The road had no cars on it at all. The twat decided to mount the pavement and ride straight towards me, i continued to walk assuming he would slow down and go round me. Nope he continues heading for me. I stop spread my arms out as if to say wtf are u doing, as he rode past he thanked me!!!!! What a fucking dick. Unfuckingbelievable. The more I think about it the angry I get at the stupid twat. He obviously in my mind did it on purpose. If I was built like a brick Shithouse I would have smashed his ugly face In, but as i am a 5ft 2inch female i thought better of it
 
I don't think Nimrod has quite got the hang of stalking, you are not meant to be in their face. In a bush, yes, telephoto lens maybe, following them around constantly deffo. I should know, my probation officer reminds me every week.
Yeah right, what I meant was I'm not going out, high risk group thanks to asthma.
Any hiding in trees is postponed.
 
The sun.

Not the newspaper, the thing in the sky.

Alright, I've no issue with the actual sun, but the incredulousness of people when you tell them you're not out in the sun on a nice day.

Yes I sat outside for 20 mins. Then I went back inside. Because that's where all of my things are.

"But you've got to make the most of it"

Fuck off.
 

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