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Elbow beards said:
Just been to B&Q for a bulb, needless to say I will be sitting in the dark for the foreseeable. It was like alton fucking towers. Queue zipzaging and trailing off into the distance. Fuck knows how this is going to work when all the shops are open. It will take 8 hours to browse 3 shops.
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Jeff Bezos says hello and look at my bank balance.
 
Just seen the video of Cummings being door stepped this morning. Not quite sure of the full story so won’t comment on that but the irony was lost on the media asking him about potentially breaching lockdown as they jostled each other with barely millimetres between them all. Who is going to ask the media why they were unable to keep two metres apart. The whole country is full of utter cockwombles who had they all done what was asked of them then we wouldn’t be in the mess we are in now. Thanks to all the selfish wankers for an inability to stay home and keep their distance.
 
Eds said:
Just seen the video of Cummings being door stepped this morning. Not quite sure of the full story so won’t comment on that but the irony was lost on the media asking him about potentially breaching lockdown as they jostled each other with barely millimetres between them all. Who is going to ask the media why they were unable to keep two metres apart. The whole country is full of utter cockwombles who had they all done what was asked of them then we wouldn’t be in the mess we are in now. Thanks to all the selfish wankers for an inability to stay home and keep their distance.
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Saw that - initially thought it was old footage until I saw about 1 mask. Mm's apart is spot on.
 
Elbow beards said:
Just been to B&Q for a bulb, needless to say I will be sitting in the dark for the foreseeable. It was like alton fucking towers. Queue zipzaging and trailing off into the distance. Fuck knows how this is going to work when all the shops are open. It will take 8 hours to browse 3 shops.
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Gelsons Dad said:
SARS and MERS
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SARS was almost certainly eliminated with extensive contact tracing and public health measures. MERS is not burned out and occasionally recurs but fortunately human to human transmission is very low. Several endemic coronaviruses that haven't burned out but keep recurring but fortunately unlike the others cause almost exclusively minor symptoms.
 
Elbow beards said:
Just been to B&Q for a bulb, needless to say I will be sitting in the dark for the foreseeable. It was like alton fucking towers. Queue zipzaging and trailing off into the distance. Fuck knows how this is going to work when all the shops are open. It will take 8 hours to browse 3 shops.
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cant think of anything worse.

McDonald’s opened down here in Rochester, que’s for miles. Why on earth would you not wait a few days ?

people must enjoy sitting in a car que for a Big Mac to post on their social media. Morons.
 
Elbow beards said:
Just been to B&Q for a bulb, needless to say I will be sitting in the dark for the foreseeable. It was like alton fucking towers. Queue zipzaging and trailing off into the distance. Fuck knows how this is going to work when all the shops are open. It will take 8 hours to browse 3 shops.
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Got any small independent hardware/homeware shops local to you that have stayed open? Generally they aren't particularly busy and sell essentials like bulbs and the like, without having to deal with the hordes of desperate DIY enthusiasts who have never previously even picked up a brush but now definitely need to do up their whole house
 
BigOscar said:
Got any small independent hardware/homeware shops local to you that have stayed open? Generally they aren't particularly busy and sell essentials like bulbs and the like, without having to deal with the hordes of desperate DIY enthusiasts who have never previously even picked up a brush but now definitely need to do up their whole house
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Not sure why anyone would think to go to B&Q just for a bulb at anytime.
 
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