Imagine a guy being arrested by a heavy handed copper in Liverpool city centre and who dies whilst in police custody.
It kicks off in Toxteth rioting and property destruction and it spreads north along the coast as commercial properties and the big houses in Crosby Formby Ainsdale and Southport are ablaze. A similar story as rioters run wild on the Wirral.
Next day do the Dippers pose for a nicely arranged picture?
Do they fuck - they are too busy evacuating their families somewhere safe, arranging for extra security moaning that the police should be protecting them.