Liverpool thread 2019/20

[mexico1970]

Them poor bunglers who didn’t do their research when they decided to break into Duncan Ferguson’s gaff.

This was a cracking headline in the papers at the time.

Burglar loses liberty and three teeth in scuffle for Ferguson's champagne.

 

[give it to gordon]

Liverpool wasn't doing as well on the field when those 3 decided to leave as they are now.

Its amazing how successful you have become since you sign VAR

 

[Jimbo Jones]

There’s a few of ours who live in the city centre too. The point is though in both cases that most choose the privacy of the far reaching surburbs or the countryside. Whether that’s Birkdale or Formby or Hale Barns or Prestbury or wherever, most want peace and quiet.

The Brazilians seem to favour Woolton (like the Spanish before them).
A lot of the English seem to head up to the Sefton coast.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

This was a cracking headline in the papers at the time.

Burglar loses liberty and three teeth in scuffle for Ferguson's champagne.

They definitely picked the wrong house .
Urban legend says he pulled them back in locked the door and annihilated the two of them.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

Doesn't go down easily ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They definitely picked the wrong house .
Urban legend says he pulled them back in locked the door and annihilated the two of them.

They must have known it was his house, surely. I assumed they must have thought he was away.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

The "never wanted him anyway" test I believe.

 

[Greggery Peccary]

The Brazilians seem to favour Woolton (like the Spanish before them).
A lot of the English seem to head up to the Sefton coast.

Yeah, there’s a few who live off Hillside and round by there.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

They must have known it was his house, surely. I assumed they must have thought he was away.

He lived in Knowsley village at the time lot of big gaffs there so who knows.
Also heard ambulance staff or police who arrived at scene said Duncan was bang out of order the damage he did to them.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

The extra 100 grand a week test that Liverpool failed I'm hearing.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He lived in Knowsley village at the time lot of big gaffs there so who knows.
Also heard ambulance staff or police who arrived at scene said Duncan was bang out of order the damage he did to them.

No jury’s ever going to convict someone for defending their home, except in the most egregious of circumstances.

Tony Martin being a case in point.

 

[mexico1970]

He lived in Knowsley village at the time lot of big gaffs there so who knows.
Also heard ambulance staff or police who arrived at scene said Duncan was bang out of order the damage he did to them.

To be honest someone breaking into my house with me in it isn't going to be greated with tea,cake and a welcome hug either.

 

[bakerdave76]

Don’t bow too low, someone’ll have your keys out of your pocket. Haha.

Feck me are you having a competition with trump , you are never off here !

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Just stuck the 2 dippers on ignore. Highly recommended. Has the KloppiteE one been banned?

 

[mat]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

He saw this pic and thought he'd join another club over a cult.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just stuck the 2 dippers on ignore. Highly recommended. Has the KloppiteE one been banned?

Perhaps Pecker can only manage two accounts at once.

 

[Vienna_70]

The "never wanted him anyway" test I believe.

Isn’t that the rags, test?

 

[Cellarite]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

He wouldn’t go on strike in Leipzig to get his own way.

 

[Bilboblue]

At the time, yes. He got more medals there but he wasn’t the same player. I’ve read here that he was shot long before he left us but that’s serious revisionism. His last half season was the weakest yet was still our top scorer. The 08/09 season was incredible, but looking back getting £50m was a hell of a deal.

Of course it was, so it wasn't just a 'perceived' step-up then, was it?

 

[Greggery Peccary]

Perhaps Pecker can only manage two accounts at once.

Sorry to disappoint, gents, I have my hands full with just me.