Liverpool thread 2019/20

[mexico1970]

Them poor bunglers who didn’t do their research when they decided to break into Duncan Ferguson’s gaff.

This was a cracking headline in the papers at the time.

Burglar loses liberty and three teeth in scuffle for Ferguson's champagne.

 

[give it to gordon]

Liverpool wasn't doing as well on the field when those 3 decided to leave as they are now.

Its amazing how successful you have become since you sign VAR

 

[Jimbo Jones]

There’s a few of ours who live in the city centre too. The point is though in both cases that most choose the privacy of the far reaching surburbs or the countryside. Whether that’s Birkdale or Formby or Hale Barns or Prestbury or wherever, most want peace and quiet.

The Brazilians seem to favour Woolton (like the Spanish before them).
A lot of the English seem to head up to the Sefton coast.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

This was a cracking headline in the papers at the time.

Burglar loses liberty and three teeth in scuffle for Ferguson's champagne.

They definitely picked the wrong house .
Urban legend says he pulled them back in locked the door and annihilated the two of them.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

Doesn't go down easily ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They definitely picked the wrong house .
Urban legend says he pulled them back in locked the door and annihilated the two of them.

They must have known it was his house, surely. I assumed they must have thought he was away.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

The "never wanted him anyway" test I believe.

 

[Greggery Peccary]

The Brazilians seem to favour Woolton (like the Spanish before them).
A lot of the English seem to head up to the Sefton coast.

Yeah, there’s a few who live off Hillside and round by there.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

They must have known it was his house, surely. I assumed they must have thought he was away.

He lived in Knowsley village at the time lot of big gaffs there so who knows.
Also heard ambulance staff or police who arrived at scene said Duncan was bang out of order the damage he did to them.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

Does anyone know what the "Klopp test " was that Werner failed , according to the prophet John Barnes. He who speaks in tongues.

The extra 100 grand a week test that Liverpool failed I'm hearing.