Liverpool thread 2019/20

[KentBlue]

Scouse Sports

Ha! I like it.

 

[solley attwell]

The general level of giddyness has reached fever pitch (no pun intended) in Ireland. The RDS in Dublin is showing the match as a drive in. It's a sell out and even the minister of health has warned against excessive celebrations on winning the league.
Then City had to fuck it up by beating Arsenal.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Nothing is beneath them. I still remember them holding hands and celebrating a draw with Klipperty. Possibly the most tragic celebration since the moyes fist pump after he is home draw to Fulham with the rags.

Aren't you forgetting the world record of crosses attempted in that game?

No pleasing some people.......

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The general level of giddyness has reached fever pitch( no pun intended) in Ireland. The RDS in Dublin is showing the match as a drive in. It's a sell out and even the minister of health has warned against excessive celebrations on winning the league.
Then City had to fuck it up by beating arsenal

Manchester City: ruining drive-ins since 2020.

 

[shackattack]

Have they claimed Dame Vera as a koppite yet?

funny you should say that ;-)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Absolute gold!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

funny you should say that ;-)

Is there literally anything the red scousers won't claim as their own?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Is there literally anything the red scousers won't claim as their own?

Toxteth Vera as she was affectionately known..........

 

[Vienna_70]

And united’s at full time against Sunderland in 2012.

Actually, scrap that, tragic perhaps doesn’t quite do it justice...

More like fucking hilarious!

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

funny you should say that ;-)

jesus saw that on the news last night the sick bastards

 

[Cellarite]

Is there literally anything the red scousers won't claim as their own?

I’m confused. Why are they all waving those flags? They’re not English, they’re scouse.

 

[solley attwell]

It's quite ironic that Dame vera was born in 1917, a year when Liverpool could have won the league but for a global catastrophy and dies just as they're about to win it in the middle of another. No wonder they hold her deep in their hearts

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Whatever it is, it will definitely mean more!

And Vera Lynn

 

[Ric]

Again, when did looking ridiculous ever stop them?

You’re right, I take it back.

 

[Cellarite]

You’re right, I take it back.

Celtic scarf on standby in case it goes tits up again.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

You’re right, I take it back.

Offering a beer to a Muslim

 

[BlueRockape]

You’re right, I take it back.

And the main problem is he is not the only one that thinks and acts like this

 

[Ric]

Exhibit B, m’lud.

 

[Cellarite]

Exhibit B, m’lud.

Good grief. You can imagine the narrator sat writing it on the envelope of the gas bill that got shoved through the door with an old, broken, blue, bic pen that has the little plastic but in the end missing but it’s the only pen he can find.

He has to use “2020”, “6” and “1995” so stands around thinking of anything that rhymes.

“6, 6, 6....clicks, bics, chicks, DICKS! Fantastic!”

He’s so pleased with the end result and can’t wait to cut up a bed sheet for the letters. He takes a ready meal for one out of the freezer to warm up in the microwave later. This is going to be a great day.

 

[Ric]

Good grief. You can imagine the narrator sat writing it on the envelope of the gas bill that got shoved through the door with an old, broken, blue, bic pen that has the little plastic but in the end missing but it’s the only pen he can find.

He has to use “2020”, “6” and “1995” so stands around thinking of anything that rhymes.

“6, 6, 6....clicks, bics, chicks, DICKS! Fantastic!”

He’s so pleased with the end result and can’t wait to cut up a bed sheet for the letters. He takes a ready meal for one out of the freezer to warm up in the microwave later. This is going to be a great day.

Ha, the spacing between the lines almost irks me as much as the words.