markbmcfc
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Sons a better finisher than Jesus
My son's a better finisher than Jesus. He's 2.
You're quite right, though.
Sons a better finisher than Jesus
Manchester City Top ScorersMy son's a better finisher than Jesus. He's 2.
Best get your son signed up then.
You're quite right, though.
Manchester City Top Scorers
In fact, minutes / goal /assist. Sterling 123min, Jesus 96.5 , Aguero 80.5
- Raheem Sterling
143 per goal
3439 played
24Goals scored
4 Assists
Shots on target
Total
53%
48
90- Sergio Agüero
91 per goal
2091 played
23Goals scored
3 Assists
Shots on target
Total
54%
42
78- Gabriel Jesus
137 per goal
2608 played
19Goals scored
8 Assists
I mean Van Nistelrooy was notorious for not scoring from distance and nobody ever called him out on it.Numbers for forwards in City's team will always look good so these starts are unfairly weighted.
He's scored an awful lot of goals from positions you'd expect a 2yr old to score from. He's scored some brilliant goals too, i'm not knocking him. He's just generally a poor finisher from chances that aren't incredibly simple.
I can't actually remember any goals scored from outside of the box, though i'm sure there will be at least a few.
it's a comparison with other City forwards, and is quite a favourable one imo.Numbers for forwards in City's team will always look good so these starts are unfairly weighted.
He's scored an awful lot of goals from positions you'd expect a 2yr old to score from. He's scored some brilliant goals too, i'm not knocking him. He's just generally a poor finisher from chances that aren't incredibly simple.
I can't actually remember any goals scored from outside of the box, though i'm sure there will be at least a few.
Numbers for forwards in City's team will always look good so these starts are unfairly weighted.
He's scored an awful lot of goals from positions you'd expect a 2yr old to score from. He's scored some brilliant goals too, i'm not knocking him. He's just generally a poor finisher from chances that aren't incredibly simple.
I can't actually remember any goals scored from outside of the box, though i'm sure there will be at least a few.
I mean Van Nistelrooy was notorious for not scoring from distance and nobody ever called him out on it.
Scuffy goals inside the box count the same as screamers .
Off topic now, but people expect us to replace Aguero with an Aguero like, we won't but that doesn't mean we as a team won't score as many goals as with Jesu as we would with Aguero. Just different.Scuffy goals inside the box count the same as screamers .
people arent talkign aabout screamers from outside the area (though he doesnt score those either) - we are talking about the difficult chances not the ones that he gets the majority of which are laid on a plate for him as tap ins -its the later that he rarely gets and why we will struggl without aguero -those mometns of genius that can win you a tight game (e.g Kuns goal against liverpool last year for example - no way Jesus scores that. - he probably wouldnt even attempt it
I think I've made the same post myself at least 5000 times on here haha!Off topic now, but people expect us to replace Aguero with an Aguero like, we won't but that doesn't mean we as a team won't score as many goals as with Jesu as we would with Aguero. Just different.
I think it says it all that this season we are the first team since Everton(?) back in the day that has had 5 or more players with 10+ goals. This is what Pep's teams are about. Look at his Bayern and Barca teams, goalscorers throughout the 11. Villa, Henry, Messi, Ibra, Eto'o, Iniesta, Muller, Thiago, Ribery, Robben and Lewandowski etc.Off topic now, but people expect us to replace Aguero with an Aguero like, we won't but that doesn't mean we as a team won't score as many goals as with Jesu as we would with Aguero. Just different.
Maybe there is interest once again because a deal for Almada is not happening !
I could not see us signing two wingers....
Off topic now, but people expect us to replace Aguero with an Aguero like, we won't but that doesn't mean we as a team won't score as many goals as with Jesu as we would with Aguero. Just different.
Kind of. A bit quicker than Bernardo, so Sancho levels pretty much. Heard from Valencia fans that he bulked up too much during lockdown and as a result has lost a bit of paceI don't believe Ball beg.
Butnis Torres pacy?