Liverpool thread 2019/20

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The local safety advisory group have agreed for 200 extra people to be inside the ground tonight allowing the families to join in the celebrations.
 
I wonder why a police helicopter needs to be circulating ? Oh I forgot thousands of scousers on the streets.

you can hear them & the helicopter on the tv.

lost for words to describe them
 
Hate to be fair when it comes to the Red Scouse but we all saw Bournemouth beach a few weeks ago. No social distancing there either but no detectable spike even 3 weeks on. You're far more likely to catch it inside. And frankly, the govt has encouraged us all to spend hours and hours in offices, factories and pubs every day/week, all of which are far higher risk environments than the streets outside a football stadium. So I don't see much that is untoward tonight so far.
 
...Light aircraft above Anfield, trailing a banner.

Cutting, vitriolic, factual yet witty message.

Nation spits out tea in laughter, Scouse piss boils, Sky pundits apopleptic with indignation, Phil Thompson's head explodes.

Plane's engine cuts out and nosedives towards stadium.

Everyone runs for cover, pandemonium.

Huge explosion, Kop destroyed, nobody hurt.

Sky cameras pan to the sky... parachutes with sky blue flares. Kelly Cates faints.

John Aldridge rushes on to administer first aid but trips, spills his beer and crashes into premier league trophy which arcs into the sky (in slow motion) and severs Miguel Delaney's head in the Press box.

Oh, please...
 
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