Liverpool thread 2019/20

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jamesha said:
Apparently the full slogan is "Tell us never, when the world thinks it can't be done, boss it!".

I thought "This means more" was the height of arrogance but their marketers have surpassed themselves.

Oh, and their new home shirt is £99.95 - fleecing the sheep.
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Kopites will have to do a lot of robbing to get one!
 
Was spotted in my city top in the park this afternoon by two passing dippers a fellas and his mrs.

Conversation ensued and they spent the whole time under the bizarre impression that they had finished the season on 96 points and had done so, on purpose, "for the 96".

They also slipped in that their CL and PL over the last 2 seasons was "better" than our 100 pts and domestic quadruple.

I allowed them to continue in their delusion. What is wrong with these headcases?
 
Stoned Rose said:
Was spotted in my city top in the park this afternoon by two passing dippers a fellas and his mrs.

Conversation ensued and they spent the whole time under the bizarre impression that they had finished the season on 96 points and had done so, on purpose, "for the 96".

They also slipped in that their CL and PL over the last 2 seasons was "better" than our 100 pts and domestic quadruple.

I allowed them to continue in their delusion. What is wrong with these headcases?
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Think they have you bang to rights to be honest mate.

The privilege was all yours being schooled by such a knowledgeable fanbase..........
 
Stoned Rose said:
Was spotted in my city top in the park this afternoon by two passing dippers a fellas and his mrs.

Conversation ensued and they spent the whole time under the bizarre impression that they had finished the season on 96 points and had done so, on purpose, "for the 96".

They also slipped in that their CL and PL over the last 2 seasons was "better" than our 100 pts and domestic quadruple.

I allowed them to continue in their delusion. What is wrong with these headcases?
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Hugely disappointed at your effete response, SR.
 
Stoned Rose said:
Was spotted in my city top in the park this afternoon by two passing dippers a fellas and his mrs.

Conversation ensued and they spent the whole time under the bizarre impression that they had finished the season on 96 points and had done so, on purpose, "for the 96".

They also slipped in that their CL and PL over the last 2 seasons was "better" than our 100 pts and domestic quadruple.

I allowed them to continue in their delusion. What is wrong with these headcases?
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Have you checked your wallet?
 
Was watching CNN this morning and their coverage about the new security law China has introduced in Hong Kong... Total condemnation from the western world led by the USA and UK... But then it mentioned some businesses including Standard and Chartered had written to the media supporting this imposed law.
Unbelievable..

So they lecture us out our sponsors!!!!!!
 
One of the dippers fanzines has released the stats for big chances created from their midfield, it isnt surprising to see that all of them added up together and KDB is out in front on his own

However we know that the dippers chances are created by their 2 full backs...so it will be interesting to see how the other teams play against the dippers next season. Shut their full backs down and those chances will be few and far between.

We have already seen since the restart that they have been found wanting
 
BlueMoonz1977 said:
One of the dippers fanzines has released the stats for big chances created from their midfield, it isnt surprising to see that all of them added up together and KDB is out in front on his own

However we know that the dippers chances are created by their 2 full backs...so it will be interesting to see how the other teams play against the dippers next season. Shut their full backs down and those chances will be few and far between.

We have already seen since the restart that they have been found wanting
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When all is said and done all Klopp has brought to the English game is hoofball - which we already had in abundance.
The dippers continuously grind out 1-0 wins using this method, but in essence it is no different from Wimbledon and any club that has had the misfortune to have Allardyce or Pulis in charge.

I heard Collymoron some time back refer to the dippers' style as 'free-flowing, easy on the eye' football...and this imbecile is a TV pundit!
For fuck's sake, I watched better 'football' when I saw a Sunday league game a while ago between The Two Bells and The Man of Kent. A game full of fat, bloated, balding men in their 30's, desperately trying to relive their youth on a local recreation ground. The pitch looked so waterlogged it was like how I imagine the lost city of Atlantis would look after a monsoon.
 
KentBlue said:
I heard Collymoron some time back refer to the dippers' style as 'free-flowing, easy on the eye' football...and this imbecile is a TV pundit!
For fuck's sake, I watched better 'football' when I saw a Sunday league game a while ago between The Two Bells and The Man of Kent. A game full of fat, bloated, balding men in their 30's, desperately trying to relive their youth on a local recreation ground. The pitch looked so waterlogged it was like how I imagine the lost city of Atlantis would look after a monsoon.
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You should of said hello I scored a hat trick for the Two Bells against The Man of Kent that day. Also glad you think I am only 30 ;)
 
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