Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[Gummidge]

The sheer rate of speed this thread moves I reckon you could dump embarrassing personal info and it would vanish into the ether like a fart in the wind, consigned to the unfathomable Messi thread.

At weekends I wear knickers and a bra, put on a cheeky little leather skirt and a skimpy blouse and call myself Susan.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Give half off of the squad away and be left with a team full of 30+ year olds that need replacing in 1-3 years, surely not a recipe for disaster.

 

[manimanc]

The sheer rate of speed this thread moves I reckon you could dump embarrassing personal info and it would vanish into the ether like a fart in the wind, consigned to the unfathomable Messi thread.

At weekends I wear knickers and a bra, put on a cheeky little leather skirt and a skimpy blouse and call myself Susan.

 

[HelloCity]

Looks like this will be how we pay for Messi.

Huge.

 

[decmancity]

This doesn't bode well for the leave on a free route. There may be more to it than these guys haven't thought of but it looks a minefield City would be mad to get involved in.

Looks like if it will happen, it will be a fee or fee plus players.

Q&A: How strong is Messi’s legal case? Could he be banned or forced to pay €700m?

The Athletic has spoken to Spanish legal experts to better understand what could be the most jaw-dropping legal case in football history

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"these guys" , I presume you mean Txiki, Soriano and our expensive legal team?

I would imagine we know what we are doing and we aren't walking into any minefield.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

The sheer rate of speed this thread moves I reckon you could dump embarrassing personal info and it would vanish into the ether like a fart in the wind, consigned to the unfathomable Messi thread.

At weekends I wear knickers and a bra, put on a cheeky little leather skirt and a skimpy blouse and call myself Susan.

Pics?

 

[Gummidge]

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Wibble

 

[Mr HJ]

I don't believe we struggle more with Sergio out. I think it depends on the opposition & sometimes we are better with Jesus.

It's not that we struggle in most aspects of our play without Sergio but clinical finishing seems to drop off. Most of the defeats this year were where we had 70% possession, more than 15 shots yet failed to convert the opportunities. Gabriel adds a lot to our overall play in terms of pressing, movement and tracking back his only flaw is he can sometimes miss chances. I would really want him to stay because he's improving so much year on year but if we are to get this deal done Barca will probably want a forward - for me that would always be Mahrez as Messi and Torres offer ample cover but unfortunately it seems Barca don't want him. All speculation of course but we will know soon enough.

 

[PJM1891]

Having a quick look at Barcaforum and it's KDB+100m. Cancelo,Silva,Jesus&100m and other absurd wishes. No one seems to take into consideration the fact that he might leave for free if his clause is still active.
Hoping he leaves without them getting anything would be a much needed reality check for them.

 

[Cellarite]

The sheer rate of speed this thread moves I reckon you could dump embarrassing personal info and it would vanish into the ether like a fart in the wind, consigned to the unfathomable Messi thread.

At weekends I wear knickers and a bra, put on a cheeky little leather skirt and a skimpy blouse and call myself Susan.

Tell me more...

 

[Stoned Rose]

I met someone who worked at the factory in HR who told me that it was deliberate.

They know that kids will eat whatever sweets they are bought so had to convince adults that Haribo's are the sweets they've always eaten. The advert was specifically aimed at adults, not kids. The rugby player actually worked at the factory. You'll see it on the left hand side of the M62 just past Castleford if Hull City ever come back from their current crisis.

Now that's a real ITK.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Barcelona are a joke, they remind me of that desperate girlfriend you dump who just can’t let go. In a frantic last attempt she makes up that she’s pregnant to get you to stay or to stall the situation so you reconsider. When really, you’ve already been talking to a much better looking, much more fun, younger bird. Who you’ve heard is absolutely cracking in bed.
All you want is your ex to F**k off out of your life for good and let you go. You know she ain’t pregnant, she’s just a desperate psycho.
That’s Messi’s situation with Barca right now.

Pics?

Of either / both.

 

[Cellarite]

Now that's a real ITK.

If you require anymore food industry based secrets, just say the word.

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Great to see @worsleyweb back.

 

[FCBarca]

Classic

 

[Stoned Rose]

If you require anymore food industry based secrets, just say the word.

My man :)

 

[Coatigan]

Having a quick look at Barcaforum and it's KDB+100m. Cancelo,Silva,Jesus&100m and other absurd wishes. No one seems to take into consideration the fact that he might leave for free if his clause is still active.
Hoping he leaves without them getting anything would be a much needed reality check for them.

Someone here noted that 65% of a Barcelona fan poll though he should be allowed to leave for free.

I imagine many will just wish him well with the gratitude he deserves. Unlike their board. Publicly and initially at least.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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Is that from a Dipper or a Rag forum?

It's hard to tell given the level of delusion.

 

[PJM1891]

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Don't get what he is so upset about, they briefed that they are not interested but could afford him if the wanted to. They got bigger fish to fry, David Brooks big!

 

[Cellarite]

Is that from a Dipper or a Rag forum?

It's hard to tell given the level of delusion.

Could be Arsenal. All we know is that it's a redshirt.