Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[The Black Shed]

To late Johnny boy
Nice little terrace on Kenyon Lane Moston, do his big shop at Asda Harpurhey, nip in Mannings Club for a latch lifter, jobs a good ‘un!

What's a latch lifter?

 

[Brendan110_0]

Just curious lads, I still haven't fully digested this story, but since I have never been to Manchester.
What kind of an area Messi would choose to live , apartment or villa type.
At least, what do you think is best for him.

Phil Neville's pad at Beetham just came up for sale.

 

[LongsightM13]

Spent some happy years around there, but hear it's hammered by burglaries now, particularly around the green? Messi would be better off with @peoffrey in his spare room in Bootle.

Yeah Chorltonville and Beech Road/the Green area are a magnet for burglars and car thieves since the BBC/Media City mob started colonising and gentrifying

 

[SebastianBlue]

Spent some happy years around there, but hear it's hammered by burglaries now, particularly around the green? Messi would be better off with @peoffrey in his spare room in Bootle.

There has definitely been an increase in crime as of late.

There was an attempted burglary of my great uncle’s neighbour’s home a year or so ago; they were apparently put off by the neighbour’s taste in furniture.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

He’s coming he saw Manctopia on bbc1 and the £4.99 blow job, sealed the deal.

@dronefromsector7G someone is undercutting your £5 blow jobs it seems?

 

[Maintainin]

Just curious lads, I still haven't fully digested this story, but since I have never been to Manchester.
What kind of an area Messi would choose to live , apartment or villa type.
At least, what do you think is best for him.

Anywhere on or around Claremont Road in the very leafy n green vicinity of the Moss-Side area

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

What's a latch lifter?

Early snifter, a snidy early pint, although for the yoof of today it’s probably a quick toot of Columbian talc!

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Think of it this way:

Which side would we have been on had David had one or two more years left on his contract this summer but respectfully requested to leave and City refused?

David is king.
Thing is I just couldn’t imagine our owners acting like that towards any of our legends.
Just don’t see that scenario at all.

 

[Impeccable One]

He’s coming he saw Manctopia on bbc1 and the £4.99 blow job, sealed the deal.

I'm now Googling 'Manctopia & blow job'

 

[LongsightM13]

Yes, it would never happen.

But mine was a “if this happened, which side would you be on as a City fan” to explain why so many Barca fans are siding with Messi.

Yep, fair point, I think more of them are on Messi’s side than Bartomeu’s. The whole ‘Mes que un club’ thing rings pretty hollow if you force your greatest ever player into a courtroom if he wanted to move on in the twilight of his career

 

[Asa's left peg]

There is a great place called Cheetham Hills, mate. Its based on Beverley Hills. Lots of villas and views over the city and you can get anything you want whenever you need it.

 

[SebastianBlue]

David is king.
Thing is I just couldn’t imagine our owners acting like that towards any of our legends.
Just don’t see that scenario at all.

It’s not something that would happen, it was a “what if it did” to explain why so many Barca fans are backing Messi over the club.

 

[The Black Shed]

Early snifter, a snidy early pint, although for the yoof of today it’s probably a quick toot of Columbian talc!

Aah yes, can see that now. I did think it was alluding to grab-a-granny at the Embassy club

 

[Chev Chelios]

I'm now Googling 'Manctopia & blow job'

Well hello

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Top 3 in order.

Moston
Collyhurst
Harpurhey

Lived in all three and Messi would love all three areas .

 

[blueparrot]

There's basically 2 options.

1) Get an expensive apartment in town. Pep, Gundogan, Sané, Stones are in this camp.

2) Get a mansion with loads of space and gardens in the surrounding countryside about 30-60 minutes outside Manchester. Everyone else does this.

You'd think Messi would be in the latter camp.

3rd option , do both ;)

 

[I'm Blue]

There is a great place called Cheetham Hills, mate. Its based on Beverley Hills. Lots of villas and views over the city and you can get anything you want whenever you need it.

He could buy Strangeways.
good security and high walls for privacy.

 

[manimanc]

Phil Neville's pad at Beetham just came up for sale.

Fuck that, it'll be full of bumfluff and smell of brut 33.

 

[sweeps feet]

Haven’t a clue how this will pan out in the end. Whether we’ll get him or not.
I was of the opinion at the start that this was part of the yearly game with Messi where he would ultimately end up staying at Barca.
But it seems now or never for him and he really is nailing his future colours to the mast, it would seem.

Seeing this I think we are playing it cool and properly. I don’t think our team would wish to leave him exposed with his arse out, but will have a cost and risk analysis done past which they won’t entertain Barca.

We have a great team that know what they are doing as I’m sure Messi does too.

However this turns out I think already the media exposure for City no matter how the usual suspects slant it, is nothing but a positive and will have put us up on a higher platform, that without him having signed yet.
Merely the suggestion that we are the only club Messi will join. His choice. The only place he would trust.
Let that sink in. They can try spin it any way they like. This and the CAS ruling are the biggest wins we’ve had this season.

This is a big kick in the teeth for our detractors.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Aah yes, can see that now. I did think it was alluding to grab-a-granny at the Embassy club

Jesus pal have you seen the boilers that go in The Embassy, no ta!