Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[Inter Me Nan]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

 

[not my fault!]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

nah nada.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

I would think you would know better than us?

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

There's basically 2 options.

1) Get an expensive apartment in town. Pep, Gundogan, Sané, Stones are in this camp.

2) Get a mansion with loads of space and gardens in the surrounding countryside about 30-60 minutes outside Manchester. Everyone else does this.

You'd think Messi would be in the latter camp.

Or both...

 

[Chev Chelios]

That is me in ten years time

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

Up and down!:))

 

[bluemoon32]

Mate asked me today, would you straight swap Foden for Messi, couldn’t answer.

It's a definite no from me

 

[blueinsa]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

Wanted one all fucking day but put it off as i thought i might get lucky tonight.

Now told i've no such fucking luck and no chance of sneaking one in either.

Fucking fuming!

Frustrated, Dumfries & Galloway.

 

[kaz7]

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Ha,where you been stranger? Are you ok?

 

[oakiecokie]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

For your sake I hope there was.

 

[Impeccable One]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

Get it right, FFS ...... mastUrbation.

If you're going to do it, at least learn to spell it !

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Just curious lads, I still haven't fully digested this story, but since I have never been to Manchester.
What kind of an area Messi would choose to live , apartment or villa type.
At least, what do you think is best for him.

one with good drainage and a water tight roof!

 

[plattlanebenches]

I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

Things are coming along nicely

 

[yeseye]

Just curious lads, I still haven't fully digested this story, but since I have never been to Manchester.
What kind of an area Messi would choose to live , apartment or villa type.
At least, what do you think is best for him.

Newton upon the Heath.

 

[Bluethemaway]

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I've been on a day long masterbatIon session, any movement?

Do you dribble like Messi ?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Newton upon the Heath.

Get the old Phoenix for a snip, school across the road.

 

[blueinsa]

Get it right, FFS ...... mastUrbation.

If you're going to do it, at least learn to spell it !

Wank is easier.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Wanted one all fucking day but put it off as i thought i might get lucky tonight.

Now told i've no such fucking luck and no chance of sneaking one in either.

Fucking fuming!

Frustrated, Dumfries & Galloway.

They your accountants mate?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

For your sake I hope there was.

You seen the end of Ghostbusters?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Mate asked me today, would you straight swap Foden for Messi, couldn’t answer.

Would I fuck.