COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[purplenose]

I’d imagine that, looking at who was buying dried pasta (and why would you), it’ll be discovered 5 years after its best by date at the back of a cupboard prior to being thrown in the bin......

I would herd every single one of the panic buyers and bog roll hoarders into a large field and get one of those massive Hercules fire bombers to fly over and spray the cunts with piss. Then would come the Apache Helicopters.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

He has been spot-on so far. The best source of information on Covid by far.

He is good. Talks about evidence though and that’s not very popular with governments and the population, to some extent. People crave certainty, even when it’s wrong, and that’s why we’ve never been truly ‘following the science’. Science, by its very nature, is uncertain and constantly evolving as more data is discovered.

 

[Healdplace]

Wales data 0 deaths happily.

183 cases - new high. At 1.9% of tests.

Bear in mind this is likely to have the underreporting issues Scotland described as UK wide.

Last week it was 0 deaths and 133 cases at 2.3% of tests.

 

[Healdplace]

Northern Ireland data:

0 deaths

109 cases from 1.3% of tests. (again underreporting likely).

Rolling average 556 (up from 553)

16 in hospital (+4) 1 in icu ventilator bed (same).

The 556 split in terms of age as follows: 111 (under 20) 230 (20 - 39) 123 (40 - 59) 70 (60 - 79) 22 (80+)

So that's about 18% over 60 current positive cases.

 

[Healdplace]

N Ireland v last week

1 death v 0 today

141 cases v 109 today

1.8% v 1.3% today (likely under reported)

12 patients v 16 today

1 icu v 1 today

Rolling weekly average 639 v 556 today.

 

[Healdplace]

England hospital deaths good news for those who find the cases rising deaths not argument in the video posted above promising.

1 death is the total It happened yesterday and not in the NW.

This is Sunday data so usually low but last week it was 4 deaths and all of them were from the NW.

 

[Healdplace]

So England hospital death data reads:

13 Sep adds 1 = 1 after one day.

12 Sep adds 0 = 2 after two days.

11 Sep adds 0 = 4 after three days.

10 Sep adds 0 = 6 after four days.

9 Sep adds 0 = 5 after five days. The lowest five day total in five days. And start (hopefully) of a new run of single figure numbers.

No way to spin this as anything but good news.

 

[Healdplace]

So the UK hospital death total today is just 1. The last two Mondays it was 4. Last week that 4 became 3 on all settings deaths.

Cases so far from the three nations without England (assuming the under reporting gets corrected today later) are at 362 - which is the lowest in a while but with that caveat.

Last week the three nation total was 420.

England later added 2528 cases to total for UK 2948.

 

[VOOMER]

I would herd every single one of the panic buyers and bog roll hoarders into a large field and get one of those massive Hercules fire bombers to fly over and spray the cunts with piss. Then would come the Apache Helicopters.

Fuck piss , try Anthrax.

 

[ayrshire_blue]

Age range of the "70" Scottish infections today

6 people aged 65+
12 people under 20 including 1 child aged 0-4
52 people aged 20-65