Nebuchadnezzar
Well-Known Member
When I was 18 I pulled an absolute stunner. Blonde, booby, leggy and 24. Family were minted as well. Got back to her's and she disappeared to the bathroom only to re-appear dressed in white stockings, high heels and a half cup basque. I couldn't get undressed quick enough. She then spent 10 minutes blowing me before riding me like a government mule. I lasted 5 minutes before the vinegar strokes hit.
As my wilting member slipped out of her she said the following...
"You might have a big cock but you don't know how to use it."
I quickly dressed and left. Never saw her again but her words haunted me for years.
I actually stole the idea from Sid the Sexist in Viz but a good way to hold the strokes off is to run through football scores in your head.
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