Bonfire Night

Bonfire night‘s down the park,
huge fire (every fuckers rubbish)
Bring a load of fireworks (hand them over to the local loon)
Hog roast,
Hotdogs,
Jacket potatoes,
Candy floss,
Toffee apples,

and fucking dog shit on your trainers!
 
Does anyone else remember Alderley Edge on Halloween in the 80's? I was always bladdered but have a hazy memory of a strange mix of piss heads, stoners, druids, witches, bikers, "repent the end is nigh" types in the woods. And then this big fireworks war would start in a clearing with 100's on either side, Air bomb repeaters and rockets being fired at each other.

Ah, those were the days, strange that they stopped people going there eventually.
 
Blue Maverick said:
We are planning on it been very very busy over the next few nights at work, idiots with their own fireworks, lockdown so people grassing in others to get their fires put out. The weather is going to be good as well which doesn’t help, personally I’d ban the sale of fireworks unless it’s for an organised event but hey what do I know!
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Having lived in a country for a long time where fireworks are banned except for organised events I can honestly say that I think every country should do this.
You have to have a licence here to buy fireworks.
When I first came here I thought it was weird, being English.
But after a while you soon see the benefits of it.
 
nimrod said:
Having lived in a country for a long time where fireworks are banned except for organised events I can honestly say that I think every country should do this.
You have to have a licence here to buy fireworks.
When I first came here I thought it was weird, being English.
But after a while you soon see the benefits of it.
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Should ban every single one of them
for Joe public. Horrible horrible things
 
Worst fucking night of the year.

Allowing the British public free reign with explosives. What could possibly go wrong?

The type of people who enjoy lighting fireworks are the same types who attach huge exhaust pipes to their cars so that it makes more noise - thundercunts.
 
Wankers around me have been letting them off constantly from the moment school ends every single night for about 3 weeks now, it’s the same every year and it will carry on for another fortnight before we get a few weeks rest then it starts again for about a month over new year.

I have a dog that goes bat shit mental at them, we give her calming tablets, put the tv on loud to try drown it out and even build dens for her to feel safe in but nothing stops her reacting to every single one of them, she’s no longer a pup, and with the way she gets so worked up I do fear it’s going to cause a heart attack one year. Should be banned unless it’s the 5th November or a designated weekend before/after
 
Mixed feelings on this. I'd like to see the fucking things banned, but also have fond memories of traumatising my own community with bangers and mini rockets when I was 13-15 ish.
 
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