I honestly can't nominate anyone because I just can't look past anyone from utd.... their bellends outshine all other bellends in football so much it's like staring straight at the sun and trying to pick out the light from a candle in front of it.
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Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)
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Yeah he is a big mouthed arrogant tosser alright.Ibrahimović - I know he had a season or two at the swamp but aside from that he’s been an absolute self obsessed c##t everywhere he’s been. Can’t stand him.
Fair point.I honestly can't nominate anyone because I just can't look past anyone from utd.... their bellends outshine all other bellends in football so much it's like staring straight at the sun and trying to pick out the light from a candle in front of it.
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After Paddy Crerand anybody else’s level of bellendedness is so far behind it pales into insignificance.
^^ This but he has United connections. Rodney Marsh deserves a honourable mention.After Paddy Crerand anybody else’s level of bellendedness is so far behind it pales into insignificance.
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Bizarre thing being , I once listened to a radio programme in which Joey Barton pissed all over him intellectually, so much so it was embarrassing!
Two that irritate the shit out of me, Glenn Hoddle and Andy Fackin Taaaaarnsend, both have the same two settings , “talking bollocks” and “stating the bleedin obvious”, both have that southern “know it all” air about them, offering their opinion up as fact, footballs version of those annoying southerners you meet on holiday abroad , pair of cunts.
Ahh, the old "I'm a Cockney so I know everything syndrome".
Incurable.
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True, he has serious attitude issues.
Pierre- Emile Hojbjerg - a proper twats twat - shaped by expert tools at Bayern and polished by Mourinho
Show pony awards for Neymar & Megan Rapinhoe, honourable mention for the declining force that is Dele fucking Alli who even Mourinho has sussed outOne to watch I give you Jadon Sancho
Rapinoe is such a cow, I agree. And yeah Sancho is one to keep an eye on.Pierre- Emile Hojbjerg - a proper twats twat - shaped by expert tools at Bayern and polished by Mourinho
Show pony awards for Neymar & Megan Rapinhoe, honourable mention for the declining force that is Dele fucking Alli who even Mourinho has sussed out
One to watch I give you Jadon Sancho
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Karen Brady - Slags our owners at every opportunity while her clubs own fans attack and protest against her and clubs directors . She should stick to TV reality shows .
Danny Mills - First Class Bell End
Simon Jordan - Another Mouth Piece Cockney slags our club whilst he failed with Crystal Palce - First Class Bell
Glen Hoddle - Boring whinging Voice always having a pop at City - First Class Bell
Big Fat Take A Bung Sam - WTF
David Molyes - Negative Manager , let’s stop City (park the bus and every thing else ) just because we dismantled his mid table Everton side when we bought Lescott.
Pullis - BELL END
Clinton Morrison - How does he get the gig ?
Martin Keown - Dinosaur - Bell END
Martin I Hate City Tyler - Drival of a voice , boring commentary a turn sound off if I watch any game of football when he is on . How he has lasted all these seasons - Bell END
A could spend all day writing more here just a few
Karen Brady - Slags our owners at every opportunity while her clubs own fans attack and protest against her and clubs directors . She should stick to TV reality shows .
Danny Mills - First Class Bell End
Simon Jordan - Another Mouth Piece Cockney slags our club whilst he failed with Crystal Palce - First Class Bell
Glen Hoddle - Boring whinging Voice always having a pop at City - First Class Bell
Big Fat Take A Bung Sam - WTF
David Molyes - Negative Manager , let’s stop City (park the bus and every thing else ) just because we dismantled his mid table Everton side when we bought Lescott.
Pullis - BELL END
Clinton Morrison - How does he get the gig ?
Martin Keown - Dinosaur - Bell END
Martin I Hate City Tyler - Drival of a voice , boring commentary a turn sound off if I watch any game of football when he is on . How he has lasted all these seasons - Bell END
A could spend all day writing more here just a few
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Couldn't disagree with any of them.Not enough time to write them all
Karen Brady - Slags our owners at every opportunity while her clubs own fans attack and protest against her and clubs directors . She should stick to TV reality shows .
Danny Mills - First Class Bell End
Simon Jordan - Another Mouth Piece Cockney slags our club whilst he failed with Crystal Palce - First Class Bell
Glen Hoddle - Boring whinging Voice always having a pop at City - First Class Bell
Big Fat Take A Bung Sam - WTF
David Molyes - Negative Manager , let’s stop City (park the bus and every thing else ) just because we dismantled his mid table Everton side when we bought Lescott.
Pullis - BELL END
Clinton Morrison - How does he get the gig ?
Martin Keown - Dinosaur - Bell END
Martin I Hate City Tyler - Drival of a voice , boring commentary a turn sound off if I watch any game of football when he is on . How he has lasted all these seasons - Bell END
A could spend all day writing more here just a few
I'd add Niall Quinn, fcuk knows what we did to him to cause the animosity he shows towards us at times
Good shout.John Terry
Danny Mills
Paul Merson
Richard Keys
Ian “65 million” Darke
Sergio Ramos
The Porto manager
Neil Warnock
Neymar
Charlie Adam
Martin Tyler
Lesse Jingard (to disguise the Utd connection)
Courtney Meppen-Walters
All people I wouldn’t tire of slapping
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Yeah, his apparent dislike of all things City has always baffled me. He was always liked and respected by us, the fans. Liked by his fellow pros within the game, and just seemed an affable sort of chap all round.I'd add Niall Quinn, fcuk knows what we did to him to cause the animosity he shows towards us at times
But since he left he seems to have done nothing but bad-mouth us all the time.
Strange.
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Hojbjerg. All day long.
the blue panther
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Jason Cundy
Perry Groves - in fact, just complete the whole list of Talkshite presenters.
All commentators. Most pundits, apart from Souness, and Alex Scott - by far the best of the female bunch.
Err, that just about covers it.
Sorry, special mention for the 2 Dannys - Mills and Murphy.
That's it.......... for now!
Perry Groves - in fact, just complete the whole list of Talkshite presenters.
All commentators. Most pundits, apart from Souness, and Alex Scott - by far the best of the female bunch.
Err, that just about covers it.
Sorry, special mention for the 2 Dannys - Mills and Murphy.
That's it.......... for now!
I’ve never forgiven Benni McCarthy for celebrating in front us at Blackburn away in 2007. He always winds up the other fans by doing it and there’s no need.
Adebayor is a bit of a bellend isn’t he?
Gareth Bale in the same mould, so much talent but not that arsed about using it.
Adebayor is a bit of a bellend isn’t he?
Gareth Bale in the same mould, so much talent but not that arsed about using it.