Looking at it logically, who could go for him and afford wages/agent fees etc
Us
Utd
Liverpool.
Chelsea
Bayern
Madrid
PSG
Barca?
Utd - we know he has some connection to OGS who gave him his chance at Moulde. We know he has been an admirer of OGS and therefore that puts them in the running. We also know that Utd will throw money at the agent fees, they have a connection to Raiola and they will if possible out bid others for a player as they have a history of doing this. This all gives them a chance and sometimes the football doesnt come into it. He would also be a certain starter at utd. Downside is that they aint very good (despite their league position) and wont compete in Europe at present unless they add some real quality an it will take more than Haaland to do so.
Liverpool - they have a very good forward line so maybe not a certain starter unless they sold one of their front 3 (Salah?). They could afford to throw money at him and his agent and would do if necessary. Klopps style of play suits Haaland down to the ground and he would be joining a team that will compete for CL and Prem title every season and has the quality to do so - dont underestimate their "iistory"in all of this as well!
Chelsea - they have spent big recently so Im not sure if this would be a goer unless they cut their losses on someone like Timo Werner who seems to be struggling (highly unlikely however) - again they can afford him, will pay the agent fees. Not sure what reputation/standing Mino has at Chelsea but he must have a client or two there surely? Like us and Liverpool they will compete on all stages every year..they have a young squad (I think) and Lampard seems to be getting time to do this.
Bayern - no idea if he would go there....but they surely must be an option?
Madrid - could he be the next "galactico" - they have supposedly been after Mbappe for a few years so maybe that would make this a no goer but no one would put it past Madrid of trying to sign both of them - they have the history, reputation and will always compete on every front and have the money to do the deal with club and agent....Mino must have connections there. would he be a certain starter there however?
PSG - clearly have the financial power to get him - would they go for him if they lost Mbappe to Madrid? Again, he would be guarnateed to be competing on all stages and would clean up in the French league for the domestic titles one would presume (would the fact that its such a one horse league put him off?
Barca - probably a no goer with the turmoil that is going on there but should Messi stay then they could use that to attract other talents...does Haaland fit in with them however - I dont see it.