United thread 2020/21

[alexmcity]

Tbf, Manure were ruthless last night, I mean ruthlessly classless in their attempts to score more goals against a team that was already playing with 9 players and was losing 7:0.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Hey its about time we got some luck!

You’ve got a nice run of 5 prem games now, before the Dippers then us.
good luck with the first 6, but I hope you bomb out against us!

 

[Paladin]

Just caught a few minutes of a Come dine with me set in Windsor, of course 'Men y'noyted' fans - struth.

More propaganda..........

I missed that, but I did manage to catch an episode of 'Come Dive With Me' last night.

 

[mosssideblue]

6-0 and martial dives for a pen?

Muscle memory

 

[The Black Shed]

After us beating Burton 9-0:

'Man City's thrashing of Burton shows football lacks compassion' - talkSPORT host

Manchester City thrashed Burton Albion during the week in the first leg of their Carabao Cup semi-final and it was just plain wrong, says talkSPORT Drive host Adrian Durham. At a time when we’re ur…

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After scumbags win last night:

Man United hit record-equalling nine past nine-man Southampton in Old Trafford blitz

Manchester United beat Southampton 9-0 in a record-equalling Premier League victory at Old Trafford on Tuesday evening. Alexandre Jankewitz’s red card within 90 seconds of his first senior st…

talksport.com

 

[jim tolmies perm]

I fucking hate them.
Every one of them.

I hate every inch of dirt in their filthy rat-infested shithole of a stadium when I’ve had the misfortune to visit there.

I hate everything about them. I can’t even bear to look at the colour red. If a pair of socks have red in them I don’t buy them.

If I see someone in a rag shirt I’ll cross the road. I’ve been socially distancing from them all my life. I don’t want to go near them.

They’re insipid, prolapsed bowel, cheating, diving, spunk-trumpets and lying cockwallets and they make me physically heave inside.

Goodnight.

Stand up that man

 

[Lupo]

You’ve got a nice run of 5 prem games now, before the Dippers then us.
good luck with the first 6, but I hope you bomb out against us!

Cheers mate - I like most of your post!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Sly Sports News.

The main headline reads......

Man Utd destroy nine-man Saints 9-0 to go joint top​

Click on the headline. Go to the match report.

The main headline reads.........

Man Utd 9-0 Southampton: Hosts go level with leaders Man City after battering nine-man Saints​

Joint top or level?

Into the article.......

Bruno Fernandes scored a late penalty as Bednarek saw red for a last-man foul on Martial

No foul. And no mention of the dive by Martial.

After the overuse of the term 'contraversial' the last few weeks, it surprises me that it appears to have evaporated out of all of the written media's heads again.......

 

[jaiguruKun]

What disgusting cheats they are.

 

[Blue Mist]

Not one media organisation has defended Martial, everyone of them has said it was a dive so I await the 3 game ban for conning the official.
Sorry I was meant to post that in the joke thread.

 

[bluemc1]

After us beating Burton 9-0:

'Man City's thrashing of Burton shows football lacks compassion' - talkSPORT host

Manchester City thrashed Burton Albion during the week in the first leg of their Carabao Cup semi-final and it was just plain wrong, says talkSPORT Drive host Adrian Durham. At a time when we’re ur…

www.google.com

After scumbags win last night:

Man United hit record-equalling nine past nine-man Southampton in Old Trafford blitz

Manchester United beat Southampton 9-0 in a record-equalling Premier League victory at Old Trafford on Tuesday evening. Alexandre Jankewitz’s red card within 90 seconds of his first senior st…

talksport.com

look I hate the Cxxts like we all do but it’s a league game where goal difference could be the difference between winning and losing the league

ive also no problem with us scoring 9 v Burton and remember wanting us to get 10

I’ve not once mentioned to the deluded pricks they played 10 men for 89 minutes v an already injury hit side, leave em to it, they know it’s a farce result

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It's in their dna...

'Class of '92'

Just hit 9
Still 2nd

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Good to see so many calling out the Martial dive, will they now do a piece on how they have turned cheating into a tactic and why so many ref’s give them the call?

 

[Blueboy73]

Let the plastic wankers get giddy, it just makes it even funnier when it all turns to shit again.
Trafford Borough United the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Bill Walker]

Rag ;)

Lol

 

[itsnevereasy]

Avoiding all sports media today, I can only imagine the wankathon that is happening. I’ll be happy to take a 1-0 tonight and enjoy us still being top of the league with a game in hand over those cunts.

 

[jrb]

When does the 9-0 trophy parade start?
Sadly it’s had to be cancelled due to the pandemic.
However, the 9-0 trophy will be lifted this evening at Old Trafford.
A presentation platform is being erected on the Stretford End this Morning.

 

[Blueboy73]

When does the 9-0 trophy parade start?
Sadly it’s had to be cancelled due to the pandemic.
However, the 9-0 trophy will be lifted this evening at Old Trafford.
A presentation platform is being erected on the Stretford End this Morning.

Is it a joint parade with the top for 2 weeks in January trophy they won before losing at home to the bottom club?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Good to see so many calling out the Martial dive, will they now do a piece on how they have turned cheating into a tactic and why so many ref’s give them the call?

I wonder if the premier league delicate will be highlighting that to the Ollie the gnome in his report?

 

[mosssideblue]

What disgusting cheats they are.

Not only the scum, but the ref too. Just watched MOTD and clearly the ref has no idea why he has been asked to look at the monitor for that pen.