Media Thread 2020/21

[cheekybids]

Does anyone know if Ewan MacKenna still wanks off dogs?

He’s busy denying Covid but he has been having worthy digs at MTK & the Kinahans.

 

[Blue Mist]

I believe after CAS, the dog won’t go anywhere near him anymore, so he now just crouches on all fours in the corner of the room, wanking himself off whilst crying & fingering his own arsehole

The dog just sits there shaking it’s head at him

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

Not if you have a sufficiently well thought out system of ropes and pulleys.

 

[Centurions]

Not if you have a sufficiently well thought out system of ropes and pulleys.

You've obviously thought long and hard about this GDM.


Too long and hard.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Too long and hard.

I wish!

 

[dickie davies]

I think you will find that if you are wanking whilst fingering yourself you cannot be on all fours as you would fall flat on your face, ergh so a friend told me.

If you position yourself on your back and place/rest your calfs on a raised surface such as a chair, I find that works best


Sorry, I meant my friend said that works best

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Why nitpick, they're all just Arabs....

Bitter Arsenal fans

 

[Shirley]

Bitter Arsenal fans

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

 

[Ban-jani]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

Ignoring that aside it’s just racism what that bitter idiot has written.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

And our dirty money too.

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

Yep - thick, blinkered **** has outed himself as either ignorant (in the most generous interpretation) or a racist (more likely) at the same time as being hopelessly myopic and hypocritical, given his club have been ‘sportswashing’ for the UAE since before anyone at City had ever so much as heard of Sheikh Mansour. Which is quite an achievement in a couple of paragraphs!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Does anyone know if Ewan MacKenna still wanks off dogs?

Has he released his piece yet?
The one with the irrefutable evidence?

 

[Impeccable One]

Not if you have a sufficiently well thought out system of ropes and pulleys.

Or you could just try resting your head & shoulders on a chair while reaching around .... so I’m told :O

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

my brothers a gooner, well he used to support city until we were in division 2.

He's sometimes slightly bitter towards our success but knows fully well he'd love to have had our owners financial and business help put into Arsenal.

 

[Blueboy73]

They happily take the money from having Emirates as sponsors for how many years now?

Not to mention the money they take from Rwanda, one of the poorest countries in the world

 

[pirate]

my brothers a gooner, well he used to support city until we were in division 2.

He's sometimes slightly bitter towards our success but knows fully well he'd love to have had our owners financial and business help put into Arsenal.

fucking zoe ball shithouse ****

one for the kids there

 

[dario2739]

Bitter Arsenal fans

Who are these Qatari princess they're so upset about!?!

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

fucking zoe ball shithouse ****

one for the kids there

HAHA.

Il give him his dues, he goes watching Arsenal a fair bit and the season ticket at city my mum uses is under his name.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

my brothers a gooner, well he used to support city until we were in division 2.

He's sometimes slightly bitter towards our success but knows fully well he'd love to have had our owners financial and business help put into Arsenal.

Every single fan of every single club in the whole world would be euphoric if an equivalent of The Sheikh took them over. It's just that some won't admit it.

We deserved it after the preceeding 30 years. Arsenal fans don't.

 

[Blueboy73]

Every single fan of every single club in the whole world would be euphoric if an equivalent of The Sheikh took them over. It's just that some won't admit it.

We deserved it after the preceeding 30 years. Arsenal fans don't.

The self entitled Tarquins have had plenty of outside investment over the years.
Plucked from obscurity by Henry Norris pre war who bribed them into Division 1, poached Herbert Chapman from Huddersfield by paying him several times his salary, bankrolled a team for Me Chapman and paid for two new stands at Highbury.
Fast forward to the 1990s and Danny Fiszman spends the equivalent to 1.5 billion generated from the sale of blood diamonds to buy them a team under the stewardship of Mr Financial doping himself but not a word in the media about it