United thread 2020/21

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Guaranteed 4-0 win for them today.
 
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Rammyblues said:
No way will the refs let the rags drop points full on three or four nil. Olies at the wheel and needs that new contract
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Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanustole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

Stumbled upon little Britain last night and your post brought out Vicky :)
 
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I was hoping Arsenal would provide some competition to stop these shite hawks from winning the Thursday night Cup, after last night I realise there is no chance of that. Is there anyone decent left in it?
 
Covid Scandal To Rock United.
On the eve of possibly the biggest European game for any English side in years, the Worlds Biggest Club (TM) has been rocked by a major scandal.
Manchester Police have been tipped off about a breach of Covid Protocol by two of the games greatest ever defenders.
The incident relates to a clandestine Christmas fancy dress party allegedly attended by Phil “the face” Jones and Luke “excellent “ Shaw.
Police are currently investigating the authenticity of a photo taken at the said event.
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Blue Mist said:
I was hoping Arsenal would provide some competition to stop these shite hawks from winning the Thursday night Cup, after last night I realise there is no chance of that. Is there anyone decent left in it?
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Plus, arse are much better equipped to deal with the rags than the dippers.
 
I know you cant nick stuff as Ric gets upset but I found this that some outlet nicked off the Mirror so I think it is OK to post.....

According to the Sunday Mirror, though, United’s American owners, the Glazer family, want Spaniard De Gea out.
Doing so will prove tough, with the 30-year-old taking home the most money of any Red Devils player.
He penned a new contract in 2019, which is worth £36.4million in total, or £350,000 per week.
Therefore, the newspaper reports that United will have to give him a ‘bank-busting’ pay-off.
Such a method is not new at Old Trafford, though. Alexis Sanchez left for Inter last summer and the Chilean took a £10million settlement to Italy with him.
United are currently spending £570,000 per week on goalkeeper’s wages and with Henderson ready to step up, getting De Gea’s wages off the books is ‘near the top’ of the club’s priorities this summer.
De Gea leads huge Man Utd wages
As well as the Spain international’s wages, Henderson signed a new deal last summer, from which he earns £100,000 per week.
Behind those two, Sergio Romero earns £70,000 per week. However, he became frozen out last summer and has not played a game this season.

Oh my aching sides, laugh, I nearly wet myself.
 
Blue Mist said:
I know you cant nick stuff as Ric gets upset but I found this that some outlet nicked off the Mirror so I think it is OK to post.....

According to the Sunday Mirror, though, United’s American owners, the Glazer family, want Spaniard De Gea out.
Doing so will prove tough, with the 30-year-old taking home the most money of any Red Devils player.
He penned a new contract in 2019, which is worth £36.4million in total, or £350,000 per week.
Therefore, the newspaper reports that United will have to give him a ‘bank-busting’ pay-off.
Such a method is not new at Old Trafford, though. Alexis Sanchez left for Inter last summer and the Chilean took a £10million settlement to Italy with him.
United are currently spending £570,000 per week on goalkeeper’s wages and with Henderson ready to step up, getting De Gea’s wages off the books is ‘near the top’ of the club’s priorities this summer.
De Gea leads huge Man Utd wages
As well as the Spain international’s wages, Henderson signed a new deal last summer, from which he earns £100,000 per week.
Behind those two, Sergio Romero earns £70,000 per week. However, he became frozen out last summer and has not played a game this season.

Oh my aching sides, laugh, I nearly wet myself.
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350k+100k+70k does not come to 570k
 
Blue Mist said:
I know you cant nick stuff as Ric gets upset but I found this that some outlet nicked off the Mirror so I think it is OK to post.....

According to the Sunday Mirror, though, United’s American owners, the Glazer family, want Spaniard De Gea out.
Doing so will prove tough, with the 30-year-old taking home the most money of any Red Devils player.
He penned a new contract in 2019, which is worth £36.4million in total, or £350,000 per week.
Therefore, the newspaper reports that United will have to give him a ‘bank-busting’ pay-off.
Such a method is not new at Old Trafford, though. Alexis Sanchez left for Inter last summer and the Chilean took a £10million settlement to Italy with him.
United are currently spending £570,000 per week on goalkeeper’s wages and with Henderson ready to step up, getting De Gea’s wages off the books is ‘near the top’ of the club’s priorities this summer.
De Gea leads huge Man Utd wages
As well as the Spain international’s wages, Henderson signed a new deal last summer, from which he earns £100,000 per week.
Behind those two, Sergio Romero earns £70,000 per week. However, he became frozen out last summer and has not played a game this season.

Oh my aching sides, laugh, I nearly wet myself.
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I'm damp dashes to the piss pot
 
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