Erling Haaland

[Dobsy]

Haaland analysed: Why he can emulate Messi and Ronaldo and where he fits best after Dortmund

Haaland's strike rate is phenomenal but it's *how* he scores that shows a potential heir to Messi and Ronaldo - and may decide his next club

theathletic.com

Might be paywalled for some of you but a good article. Certainly shows that we're not the only option that makes sense for him, but a good one.

 

[Coatigan]

It’s definitely a coordinated market play

Or, an honest and natural response to a hypothetical future scenario question. (emoji and all that)

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Or, an honest and natural response to a hypothetical future scenario question. (emoji and all that)

I wasn’t talking about the answer in particular but the whole strategy

 

[Coatigan]

I wasn’t talking about the answer in particular but the whole strategy

Yeah. for clarity, I agree. Just being sarcastic.

 

[HelloCity]

God getting involved now.

Giving Haaland the sun and bright blue sky so that he thinks ‘wow, I could live here you know?’.

 

[M12Blue]

Yeah but no bee on it :(

Maybe not but I have it on good authority he picked up a city water bottle, keyring and a bag of Moonchester midget gems (they're rank) from the city store for his return flight to dortmund

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

I could only reach a weekly wage of £2000 if I worked nights and did some pretty mental hours. It’s doable, but the effort I would have to put it just to get to them figures would be exhausting. Just to think these footballers make that in a few hours makes my head hurt.

Do we know how much city are willing to pay this guy per week?
I imagine they will "officially" pay him around 300,000 thousand a week but in reality he will quietly receive a massive signing on bonus.

 

[Rolee]

Do we know how much city are willing to pay this guy per week?
I imagine they will "officially" pay him around 300,000 thousand a week but in reality he will quietly receive a massive signing on bonus.

I'd be surprised if we offered him more than half that

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

I'd be surprised if we offered him more than half that

Why?

 

[oldhamblue]

Could we use Delap and/or Palmer as loanee makeweights in the deal?