Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[Mike Brock]

Tony Pulis

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

He might be with Phil now, but I always hated Mike Channon. And I will tell you why. When I was young, I remember watching the world cup and we were in it, showing you how long ago that was. Well, it was a Scotland game that was being shown, for some reason Channon was part if the panel. They were talking about us, obviously, then up pipes the bold Worzel loving **** with, "Never mind about Scotland, what about England, what about our lads?"

Ever after that, even if he scored a good goal, I would look at him and jusy say ****. Every single time.

Cuntish **** if ever there was one Channon. I remember he used to do a windmill with his arm after he scored. Well, Manchester may get a lot of rain but it's a surprisingly windless place given how little that arm of his moved when he was with us. ****.

 

[citymad]

Some great shouts. I’d be tempted to say Merson, Mills.

 

[Hoghead]

Southgate.

 

[Fat Larrys Band]

Can I throw in Gordon Ramsey... cook and occasional footballer at Old Trafford (charity /football match)?
May as well add Ollie Murs John Bishop and that TOWIE twat...

Imagine telling your kids - I'm taking you to the theatre of dreams, only for that bunch of crud, to roll out...

Sorry forgot the fat dancer bloke from Take Tat, who may have instigated it but now lives in Switzerland.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Cuntish **** if ever there was one Channon. I remember he used to do a windmill with his arm after he scored. Well, Manchester may get a lot of rain but it's a surprisingly windless place given how little that arm of his moved when he was with us. ****.

My old fella use to say he`d be a much better player if he tied his boots to his arse. He was on the floor more than a carpet fitter.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Cuntish **** if ever there was one Channon. I remember he used to do a windmill with his arm after he scored. Well, Manchester may get a lot of rain but it's a surprisingly windless place given how little that arm of his moved when he was with us. ****.

And he was on his arse more than Jesus

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Peter Walton. Toady arse licking yes man

 

[the blue panther]

Cuntish **** if ever there was one Channon. I remember he used to do a windmill with his arm after he scored......... ****.

Yeah, but, not very often, was it!?!
Apt description.

 

[BigOscar]

Peter Walton. Toady arse licking yes man

Thread title says no one with connections to United

 

[bluefandk]

Danny Mills.

 

[melrose40yarder]

My old fella use to say he`d be a much better player if he tied his boots to his arse. He was on the floor more than a carpet fitter.

My old man called him the turf tester.

 

[KentBlue]

It's difficult for me to come up with an obnoxious bellend that doesn't have connections to the rags/dippers. All of the utter thundercunts that I can think of have some kind of connection - albeit slim ones (Ronny Irani for one). So I'd go for almost every single referee that has been involved with the Premier league since it's formation.

 

[Gundog’s Gundog]

Pat Nevin’s a pretentious little ****

 

[jamesha]

Joey Barton must have been mentioned before - why is the thread still open?

 

[horlock_was_super]

To be honest even before Porto, but, now he's a rent boy - Jeremy Clarkson

 

[dickie davies]

Can I throw in Gordon Ramsey... cook and occasional footballer at Old Trafford (charity /football match)?
May as well add Ollie Murs John Bishop and that TOWIE twat...

Imagine telling your kids - I'm taking you to the theatre of dreams, only for that bunch of crud, to roll out...

Sorry forgot the fat dancer bloke from Take Tat, who may have instigated it but now lives in Switzerland.

It's being played at our stadium this year

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

Pat Nevin’s a pretentious little ****

Not having that - imo he's one of the very few decent pundits out there.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Danny Mills end the thread

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Pat Nevin’s a pretentious little ****

I think hes one of the better ones. Gets the same abuse Le Saux used to get for being a bit cleverer than the usual