United thread 2020/21

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Bit like Greenwood who withdrew from the England squad a day before it was announced as he had been playing with an injury for months.

I noticed Rashy's PR agency also sent out a pre-emptive strike to the Red tops on the eve of the squad announcement saying he will need "surgery" after the Euro's whether he is picked or not.

Now he is in the England squad, he gets to amble about on the pitch and stealthily migrate to his favourite club side position on the left, when subbed on to play upfront or on the right wing, his much publicised surgeries have all but disappeared.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Ha ha galoshes, how old are you, my dad used to wear them !!!
But your post is bang on. Without a decent manager who is allowed to sign players that are needed they are not going to worry me.

I like that Jordan Gimp’s take on it off TalkSport. United will never win anything while they continue to employ somebody who is wholly inappropriate to manage the club.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I like that Jordan Gimp’s take on it off TalkSport. United will never win anything while they continue to employ somebody who is wholly inappropriate to manage the club.

I liken the management structure at United to a monkey and a typewriter plus the works of Shakespeare that eventually they will get it right as they clearly have the resources, currently the said same monkey , Solsjaer is struggling to type out a Janet and John book.

 

[KentBlue]

Solsjaer is struggling to type out a Janet and John book.

Yep. But the press will have you believe he wrote 'War and Peace.'

 

[crazyg]

Yep. But the press will have you believe he wrote 'War and Peace.'

That was Warren Peace - it was about an Academy player.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I see the thread has reached 1992 pages.

I'm sure that's a significant number in their history... It must be something crass.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

I see the thread has reached 1992 pages.

I'm sure that's a significant number in their history... It must be something crass.

Wasn’t that when they were founded? Let’s face it they were fuck all before then

 

[dobingsdobber]

Ha ha galoshes, how old are you, my dad used to wear them !!!
But your post is bang on. Without a decent manager who is allowed to sign players that are needed they are not going to worry me.

When I was a kid we called 'em gollies.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Their Grealish thread:

Maybe he's actually talking about Cardiff.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Went to my Portuguese dentist and asked how she would like to have to treat Penandes's teeth. She didn't like football and has never heard of him.
But in the past she rather proudly told me that her sister once sat next Bernie on a plane to Lisbon.

 

[Mike Cledford]

When I was a kid we called 'em gollies.

I believe it is now fashionable for females to wear very expensive dresses with a pair of gollies. Men seem to wear what we called 'bumpers' with suits, another stupid look.
For us it was gollies in the summer and wellies in the winter which gave you a painful ring round the calves from the top of the boot.

 

[KentBlue]

Went to my Portuguese dentist and asked how she would like to have to treat Penandes's teeth. She didn't like football and has never heard of him.
But in the past she rather proudly told me that her sister once sat next Bernie on a plane to Lisbon.

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

 

[Vienna_70]

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

You forgot Janet bloody Street bloody Porter!

 

[horlock_was_super]

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

Rats teeth never stop growing. Bit like the debt at the scum.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Rats teeth never stop growing. Bit like the debt at the scum.

 

[KentBlue]

Fuck!! He really is a human rat.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

See he's going for the Rooney haircut as well. 3 different styles in one cut

 

[LongsightM13]

Fuck!! He really is a human rat.

A naked mole rat, to be specific

 

[eyalluvitt]

A naked mole rat, to be specific

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Ahhhhh the gorgeous United pink third kit

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I like that Jordan Gimp’s take on it off TalkSport. United will never win anything while they continue to employ somebody who is wholly inappropriate to manage the club.

It's the equivalent of me being put in charge of the Bank of England as I once used a cash point and can do simple maths............