United thread 2020/21

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A naked mole rat, to be specific

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That Fernandes or G-Nev on commentary?

 

[jimharri]

 

[Vienna_70]

See he's going for the Rooney haircut as well. 3 different styles in one cut

Are you sure you didn’t miss out an "n"?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Their Grealish thread:

More United shirts were sold in Cardiff one year than Cardiff City shirts

 

[Tracking back]

Yep. But the press will have you believe he wrote 'War and Peace.'

Very good point K.B

It was always a pet hate of mine how the broadcasting media work so hard to keep the scum relevant.

Now I see it for what it is: a club that once enjoyed both success and a global following now stalling on the pitch but continues to attract positive click bait.

The press and the media will continue to milk the club's perceived success for as long as it is profitable and in their interest.

Not too dissimilar to what the glazers are doing.

 

[Aba452]

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

Celine Dion likes this post. In her early days should could have given Austin Powers a run for his money!

Mini fatboy mouse has been so underwhelming though. Never seen him grab a game by the scruff for 'Nited or Portugal. And yet Bernie is the first hooked.

Goofy could be the invisible man

 

[old blue]

Yep. But the press will have you believe he wrote 'War and Peace.'

I did a speed reading of War and Peace in three hours. Its about Russia.

 

[Zubrman]

You forgot Janet bloody Street bloody Porter!

Bingo!

 

[KentBlue]

I did a speed reading of War and Peace in three hours. Its about Russia.

I’ve just read the dictionary…turns out the zebra did it.

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm only posting in here as I just posted in the 'won the league ? When ?' thread and didn't want them catching up and then thinking they were relevant.

 

[old blue]

I’ve just read the dictionary…turns out the zebra did it.

The moral of the story is never cross a zebra.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I did a speed reading of War and Peace in three hours. Its about Russia.

Not it' not! I haven't read it but its about war 'n, er peace!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The moral of the story is never cross a zebra.

Never cross a zebra with a herd of donkeys.

 

[citizen_maine]

Not it' not! I haven't read it but its about war 'n, er peace!

Ahhh! You see, that's just what they wanted you to think

 

[Grassland Blue]

Never cross a zebra with a herd of donkeys.

A donkey with 3 legs is a wonkey..

 

[Protein Junkie]

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

Yes please - Minnie Mouse

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Ahhh! You see, that's just what they wanted you to think

If War and Peace isn't about war and, er, peace I aint gonna bother wi' it!

 

[Mike Cledford]

It's quite easy to have teeth the same as him (have we all agreed to call him Minnie Mouse yet?): you just staple Esther Rantzen's teeth on top of Ken Dodd's, add some of the Bee Gee's as well, finish off with a dash of Klipoerty's and you're done. Of course you'll need a whole box of toothpaste for every brush, but still...

They would also need a wall paper brush.

 

[Vienna_70]

Never cross a zebra with a herd of donkeys.

That’s basically what the rags were last season in their away kit: donkeys dressed as zebras.

 

[Vienna_70]

A donkey with 3 legs is a wonkey..

A wonky donkey?