Jack Grealish

[TCIB]

I should note, the villatalk user who said his son said all that noted his son is 7.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

One of the 3 smells that remind me of the Kippax, beer, piss & bovril.

Beer? All I remember was Greenall Whitley (and piss & Bovril).

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Earl Grey with no milk or sugar is lovely. If it’s a breakfast tea it really depends how stewed the tea is. If the bags have had a quick dip fine otherwise you need milk and sugar. Always out of a cup, never a mug, unless you’re a builder or neanderthal

This has turned into the Jack Tealish thread!

 

[LongsightM13]

You can guarantee that any Twitter account calling itself ‘insider/itk/transfer expert’ is in fact anything but that. Absolute chancers and blaggers

 

[pudge]

I hope Lukaku goes to Chelsea as it'll be interesting to see how much the media stick with their shock at the fee for Grealish

 

[Gio's mate]

Do people put pepper in their Bovril? It's a must for me.

@DRINKLEVEDRY puts about 17 sachets in his at the match.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck off with your Ribena

Vimto all day long

Goes well with rabbit.

 

[marco]

I hope Lukaku goes to Chelsea as it'll be interesting to see how much the media stick with their shock at the fee for Grealish

rags obsessed with this transfer, according to them if it comes off thats Haaland to united next season

 

[Bluesince1979]

You forgot farts

One of the 3 smells that remind me of the Kippax, beer, piss & bovril.

 

[marco]

You forgot farts

BO wafting from under the armpits of leather jackets

 

[LongsightM13]

No leaked pics of going into CFA this year.....for the medical. Like we had in the previous years.
Like for Delph and some of the others....

Has he changed his mind? I can just picture it, Txiki hands him the pen here you go Jack.....Jack takes the pen looks at the contract is just about to sign....and hesitates looks up at Txiki....

Txiki learnt from his experience with Laporte pulls the SHOTGUN out and says You DON'T want to F**ck with me Jack, sign the damn contract, you don't know the shit I pulled to get Laporte to sign after turning us initially down.....he had a family and friends.....HAD A FAMILY......

JACK SIGNS......AND Cue the Extravagant video with inflatable bananas and the Noel/Liam coming together for this 100M pound deal to sing Bluemoon in the background, and Pep handing lifetime vouchers to Jack from ASDA as a welcoming gift....

 

[SheeshKebab]

No leaked pics of going into CFA this year.....for the medical. Like we had in the previous years.
Like for Delph and some of the others....

Has he changed his mind? I can just picture it, Txiki hands him the pen here you go Jack.....Jack takes the pen looks at the contract is just about to sign....and hesitates looks up at Txiki....

Txiki learnt from his experience with Laporte pulls the SHOTGUN out and says You DON'T want to F**ck with me Jack, sign the damn contract, you don't know the shit I pulled to get Laporte to sign after turning us initially down.....he had a family and friends.....HAD A FAMILY......

JACK SIGNS......AND Cue the Extravagant video with inflatable bananas and the Noel/Liam coming together for this 100M pound deal to sing Bluemoon in the background, and Pep handing lifetime vouchers to Jack from ASDA as a welcoming gift....

 

[Bluesince1979]

BO wafting from under the armpits of leather jackets

In aug , 30 degrees. Mush in front has a leather on.
pits like hes been working on the burger van in piccadilly gardens.

 

[yaya jamie]

You can guarantee that any Twitter account calling itself ‘insider/itk/transfer expert’ is in fact anything but that. Absolute chancers and blaggers

Bit like when you see ‘bubbly’ on a CV.

What that really means is really loud and fat as fuck

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

4pm press conference.

 

[Bustergonad]

Pretty sure he’ll be blown away by the training facilities. Think villa train at the local leisure centre

 

[CatMan]

4pm press conference.

Government Covid Update?

 

[SharpesEagle]

Right fuck it il say it, he’s a bit of a sexy bastard isn’t he!

And some

 

[metalblue]

We didn’t have much…..

You could afford milk to put in bovril, ya fancy dan

 

[metalblue]

And what was it?