Erling Haaland

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I make no apology for posting this from yesterday:

A duck with a City scarf walks into Txikis office and says
'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no. Haalands not available'
Duck says ''Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no Mr Duck, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says ' ffs Duck, Haalands not available''
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'for the last time, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says, for the love of Mary, Joseph and the wee man, Haalands not available, and if you ask me once more I will nail your bill shut and your fucking feet to the desk.
Duck says 'Gonna get nails'
Txiki says head in hands, 'no not gonna get nails'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
 
decmancity said:
Why was Raiola and Alf on a tour around Europe being pictured everywhere and then it all stopped.

Chelsea apparently were interested then it all disappeared and they bought Lukaku, there was never really any serious links between us and Haaland and its all disappeared anyway and we are solely after Kane now.

You are right, those three do know what they want and it doesn't involve us and once hes signed for Bayern or Real next summer that will be that.
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Probably because they know if he stays at Dortmund for another season they all get a bumper pay day.
Nothing wrong with that IMO.
He may not end up here, he may end up at Real, Bayern or good forbid the scum, but as of right now it’s all guesswork and not a matter of fact.
 
Saddleworth2 said:
I make no apology for posting this from yesterday:

A duck with a City scarf walks into Txikis office and says
'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no. Haalands not available'
Duck says ''Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'no Mr Duck, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says ' ffs Duck, Haalands not available''
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says 'for the last time, Haalands not available'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
Txiki says, for the love of Mary, Joseph and the wee man, Haalands not available, and if you ask me once more I will nail your bill shut and your fucking feet to the desk.
Duck says 'Gonna get nails'
Txiki says head in hands, 'no not gonna get nails'
Duck says 'Gonna get Haaland'
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I'm Blue said:
Probably because they know if he stays at Dortmund for another season they all get a bumper pay day.
Nothing wrong with that IMO.
He may not end up here, he may end up at Real, Bayern or good forbid the scum, but as of right now it’s all guesswork and not a matter of fact.
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Ok, we will revisit this in 12mths.
 
St.Pauli support said:
Little update to Haaland's release clause 2022:

according to RND (German source) the fee to be triggered
could rise from €75m to €90m in case of reaching certain performance targets or club success.
No further details given.

Dortmund see his current market value at €130m.
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Isn't that taking money straight out of Haaland's deal next summer? Where's the incentive to perform if it puts his buyout up?
 
Tell you what. You just know he’s going to score if he gets put through on goal. (Despite that one being offside)
 
skillman said:
Tell you what. You just know he’s going to score if he gets put through on goal. (Despite that one being offside)
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He's a beast, I'm sure we'd move heaven and earth if it was possible to get him, it's just his Agent/s that will get the maximum out of a deal, I just don't think we can deal with "his people".
 
hammocity said:
He's a beast, I'm sure we'd move heaven and earth if it was possible to get him, it's just his Agent/s that will get the maximum out of a deal, I just don't think we can deal with "his people".
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For how long are people gonna keep saying these things despite the evidence to the contrary?
 
Gus Cruz said:
For how long are people gonna keep saying these things despite the evidence to the contrary?
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What evidence? His Agents/Advisors want the release clause so they can trouser a huge signing on fee, I don't think our Management want to deal with his mob, what's your take?
 
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