Cristiano Ronaldo

[JASR]

Atonement for his sins of 2003-2009

 

[urban genie]

Buy him.

Piss of the rags, piss off the sad fucks living in 2006 get aseas9n out of rhe ****, if he does a job fair fucks if he is shite we can hate him more than before.

Win win situation

 

[ctwrd]

How do you know

Happy to retract if incorrect.

 

[kun]

Any true bert would be fine with this, surely?

 

[PhdWave]

rag cafe transfer forum in early stages of meltdown

Worth the transfer for this alone...the amount of piss if we end winning CL because of him.

 

[Cobwebcat]

41 goals (with euros) last season.

Point stands though. Plus City are a team. Ronald isn’t even happy if it isn’t him scoring.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Worth it to see the weight of rag tears sink the stretford end into the shitswamp its built on

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

In all seriousness, £30-40mil for the PR and experience that comes with him is probably worth it alone. We have a pretty young squad right now and no striker. Could be worth a punt.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Ronaldo, Kane, Lewandowski. They'd all score a fucking hatful in this side

 

[bobmcfc]

I would love to see the red side if this happens

No smoke without fire. That's all I'm sayin

 

[marco]

Worth the transfer for this alone...the amount of piss if we end winning CL because of him.

its in the stars mate,welcome to Manchester poster and bids farwell in the CL final with a winning goal

 

[Cobwebcat]

He's a fucking freak phisically wise,, ffs for 2 years total no fucking brainer.
And the look on the rags faces, we'll I'd pay for that, and I never by a shirt but fuck me would I with his name and number proudly on it, while pissing myself

I couldn’t care less about what United think

 

[jimharri]

Please stick to footballing issues.

 

[kun]

Ronaldo, Kane, Lewandowski. They'd all score a fucking hatful in this side

I doubt we could afford all three tbh ;)

 

[chaddblue]

In 3 seasons at Juve from the age of 33 to 36 he’s scored 81 goals in 98 appearances

whatever your opinions of him as a person, as a player he’s a freak of nature

 

[jamielowndes]

I really hope he signs. One because he is still an absolute icon of the game, and I'd spend the next week watching nothing but United fan reaction videos.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Would probably have a CL if he was in the team in May. Fuck it, boil some Stretford piss.

 

[lancs blue]

Always angry when a rag is mentioned coming to city no thanks

My objection to Ronaldo is not about him having played for the rags, I've supported ex-rags going back to Denis Law and Kiddo in the 70s. It's his on-field persona, the "all about me" attitude, I've seen him look pissed off that a teammate scored rather than pass to him, it seems completely at odds with the collective team ethic that City have promoted since the takeover.

If he signs he'd have to score a hat-trick at the swamp and another at Klanfield to get me warming to him.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Please stick to footballing issues.

this is bigger than football, this is boiling piss all over manchester and the home counties , fuck global warming this could melt the worlds ice in a day

 

[beast]

I couldn’t care less about what United think

Exactly, they have recruited fairly well but if we get the right guy up front they'll be pretty much irrelevant.