Cristiano Ronaldo

[Andouble]

I suppose that's the thing. We always get in the penalty box?

Never seen anyone better for a pull back than Ronaldo.

in basketball (and an episode of Seinfeld!) there's always a bloke known as a 'chucker' meaning he shoots on sight, from all over, with considerable volume. City have so many pass-first forwards that a 'chucker' is exactly what this team needs.

Would score 25.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Never booed one of our own players before. Guess there's a first time for everything.

 

[gandalfthebrave]

I would love to see the red side if this happens

Those three were out together with Mendes in the city centre on Thursday night. I saw them having dinner.

Assumed it was all for Bernardo and a possible move away. Seems I was mistaken and they were all facetiming Ron telling him how fucking good those crispy wontons they do with the prawn crackers in Wing’s taste.

 

[Hart’s Bird]

He’s past it. Just look at him at the euros. I absolutely detest him as well. I would genuinely consider not watching us for as long as he plays, if we do sign him, as I couldn’t stand to see him in a city shirt, doing that fucking celebration. Besides, he’s not a pep player anyway, far too selfish. It’s got to be bollocks. I’d rather get Bony back upfront.

 

[mccity]

If he does sign he has to say it's a dream to play for a club like City in his interview.

 

[lonestay]

Its not up to you though, son.

Son !!! Lol!! thanks dad. Now fuck of patronising me .

 

[BlueBlood84]

He’d even score a few headers when we become Aimless Cross FC when trailing.

Yet despite that, I can say I’m overly keen to see him wearing a City shirt.

You'll be leaping into the air when he scores a winner in that god awful 3rd kit

 

[Coatigan]

Be worth it just to see Tebas shit his balls.


Messi at PSG, Ronaldo at City, his little bigoted head would melt.

 

[marco]

get him in and we walk the PL and were certainly good for semis/final CL

 

[Octavian]

He’s past it. Just look at him at the euros. I absolutely detest him as well. I would genuinely consider not watching us for as long as he plays, if we do sign him, as I couldn’t stand to see him in a city shirt, doing that fucking celebration. Besides, he’s not a pep player anyway, far too selfish. It’s got to be bollocks. I’d rather get Bony back upfront.

He scored 40+ goals last season and played well at the Euros.

He’d score 30 goals in all comps here.