Cristiano Ronaldo

[Petetheblu]

He'll sign for a tub of Brylcreem!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Done fuck all for the whole week

Hi Boris

 

[Damocles]

 

[MarsLlama]

He won't be here either

Of course he will. Our top scorer last season was Ilkay Gundogan.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Clever ploy from Mendes. Fuck it I’ll take a flight from Milan to Paris, it’ll make all the daft cunts think I am off to meet PSG, should force City’s hand a bit.

Another thought - are we potentially signing 3 players cos according to the manchester united express signing Ronaldo is going to be bad news for all 3 of Jesus, Torres and Bernardo

 

[p.taker]

Do any of you cunts work?

My employer is paying me to browse Bluemoon and they don't even know it!

 

[Blueknows]

It would be nice to have someone like him who isn't afraid of a punt from outside the box every once in a while. I know mahrez and De Bruyne like a good shot from range but Ronaldo would definitely hit it every so often instead of walking it in.

He'd boil an unmeasurable amount of piss also

 

[I'm Blue]

If Juventus want a fee we should pay the exact amount we got from the Sancho commission to the penny.

 

[Bluemanc100]

This is done. Way too much smoke

Why is Mendes at PSG then?

 

[Cityinmud]

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

He won't be here either

I was talking striker wise so I reckon he will because we haven't got any.

 

[Bozzie]

I’m just round the corner.. if it happens after you sit down I’ll run in screaming he’s signed

Excellent! I'll be the one at the table where the miserable old guy's saying to the waiter "I think this wine's sour" and the waiter says "not as sour as your face mate"!!

 

[Saddleworth2]

How good is it going to be to see somebody who can score headers!

That is mouth watering. So many headed goals, 6 yard box strikes, unstoppable penalties. He would get 30 goals in a season for us.

 

[wolviedinho]

Asswipe

 

[BringBackSwales]

Classic KFA bullshit. 2 “people I have talked to”, lying ****

 

[Woody135]

what times the draw mate?

5 officially. Probably tomorrow morning by the time they finish

 

[DMA's]

Don’t like mendes being in Paris. Can’t shake it from head psg sell mbappe and get ronaldo. Getting Danni alves vibes

 

[manimanc]

Uncanny that as 10 people I've talked to think you're a cock kaveh.

 

[blueste41]

The two being Karen on Facebook and Kev on Twitter!

 

[BlueRockape]

Watch this space

I hope so I have composed a song ; )