Cristiano Ronaldo

[M18CTID]

Just received from someone who is connected to club

So we have Ronaldo over here but some City delegates are over in Paris. Fuck me, I can’t keep up.
Tell you summat - I hope Woodhouses cricket club are charging a decent whack for that helicopter that keeps landing there and taking off!

 

[AliBobbyJ]

If he signs will he do a Kelechi when given the chance to score against the rags?

 

[mscenterh750]

Ronaldo wants to leave Juventus
City Want Ronaldo
Ronaldo's agent is sorting out a deal.
Sky Sports are slagging off the wages ( must be a done deal for this to happen)
Mendy is a rapist (Allegedly)
Ronaldo has apparently landed a helicopter at Failsworth Cricket club.

Other than that, its been a quiet day.

Has he bowled a maiden over too?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Isn’t there a Mike Atherton Close there? I always thought Mike Atherton Drive would be better….

An Atherton block would have been more appropriate.

Or how about naming an area Atherton Edge?

 

[AliBobbyJ]

If he signs will he do a Kelechi when given the chance to score against the rags?

 

[OL2Blue]

Seems remarkably similar to the Sanchez shenanigan's this one and we all know the outcome..... dodging that particular bullet. I have faith that the guys negotiating the deal will only seal it on our terms as they always do and will walk away if we are being taken for a ride.

 

[youngbob]

Suspending one alleged rapist to make room for another.

 

[jollylescott]

This has made me completely forget Harry Whatsisname

 

[mccity]

Seems remarkably similar to the Sanchez shenanigan's this one and we all know the outcome..... dodging that particular bullet. I have faith that the guys negotiating the deal will only seal it on our terms as they always do and will walk away if we are being taken for a ride.

The Sanchez deal broke down because Arsenal couldn't find a replacement though. Also they didn't really want to sell him.

 

[levets]

What a twist

Wouldn’t City’s execs be at UEFA CL draw?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Fuck! So that tenner I stuck on PSG at 5/1 is wasted money?!

If Ronaldo pitches up here, I'm sure we can have a whip round for you.

 

[manimanc]

Are you on flight radar patrol tonight?

I am. Got my bi-no-cu-lars, my butty box and flask and nerdy glasses on ready for action.

 

[Decepticon]

Wouldn’t City’s execs be at UEFA CL draw?

Omar mate, he deals with transfers now.

 

[MarsLlama]

If he signs will he do a Kelechi when given the chance to score against the rags?

Nah, that's the thing with Ronaldo. He's obsessed with getting his goal tally up as high as possible, don't think he would ever do anything that might slow him down, including going out partying before games etc.

 

[hihosilva]

Don't know reliability.

This could be to do with Mendes having to isolate if he arrives in the UK. I think they can meet in Paris without any restrictions. If Mendes travels back to Italy after visiting the UK he would have to isolate.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Seems remarkably similar to the Sanchez shenanigan's this one and we all know the outcome..... dodging that particular bullet. I have faith that the guys negotiating the deal will only seal it on our terms as they always do and will walk away if we are being taken for a ride.

but can CR play piano ?

 

[Pollocks OG]

Wouldn’t City’s execs be at UEFA CL draw?

Not all of them.

 

[Gremlin]

Don't know reliability.

I get it - Failsworth and Paris are often mistaken for each other. Easily done.

 

[onceabluealways]

Good luck pep does then.

pep does what. Think this smells of desperation after Kane deal not happening. I’m sure the club thinks it’s right or they wouldn’t do the deal. I guess we should never put our point unless it’s exactly agreeing with the club

 

[Inter Me Nan]

If he signs will he do a Kelechi when given the chance to score against the rags?

Score a pen?