Cristiano Ronaldo

[bobmcfc]

fucking hell, been working all day, got home did all the usual stuff ,had a quick look at the mendy stuff, just decided to look at the transfer stuff and im on page 332, just noticed theres 700 odd pages since last night, fucking hell ill be ages, see you in a bit

It's a fucking page turner, a rollercoaster of emotion. You'll return a different man

 

[madloaf]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

Is shimmying a sexy thing. I'm going on urban dictionary right now to find out!

 

[samuelyeboah]

We need to sign him,!! Great workrate, can play in a variety of positions, sign him up!!

even has the same name as that portuguese left back!

 

[roy.or.r]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

Mendes can divide by zero.

 

[Rammy Blue]

We are the richest club in the world and even our chairman said in the summer that we will get what’s needed to replace kun but here we are last few days of the window haggling over £25 million when Ronaldo will make us millions globally it just amazes me. Hats off to PSG they don’t fuck around they just go in and get the deals. Done .

Exactly. Which is why in this instance I just reckon it’s in the bag. We were prepared to shell out a small fortune for Messi so why wouldn’t we close this deal rapid style when it’s for comparative peanuts.

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

eVery Italian news source Mendes is in Paris and will return to Turin to present city's offer.

Skysports Mendes is in Turin and will leave now to Manchester to convince city..

Clusterfuck

Omni shambles

 

[Dobsy]

Rooney's quotes lol. "He won't move for financial reasons". Stuck in the past, just in denial that the last 10 years happened.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Wants the air miles innit.

Probably went stir crazy during Covid and getting about as much as possible before the next lockdown.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

more air miles than Dr Who

 

[Chi-town blues]

We need to sign him,!! Great workrate, can play in a variety of positions, sign him up!!

He can fly from paris to italy and back to manchester in a blink of an eye . He is a miracle .
160m should do it

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

Lucy Pinder now that’s a throwback name…… back in 10 minutes

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

Goes to look up said ladies.

 

[waspish]

How do all these so called Twitter itk tweet what’s happening every half hour is Ronaldo’s agent keeping them all updated?

 

[Bluemanc100]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

I just asked my neighbour (rag) if he’d rather us sign Haaland or Ronaldo… Haaland was the answer.. He can’t bear the thought of his all time favourite player at our club…. Music to my ears .. Please do it City

 

[Rammy Blue]

Free transfer with a £25m fee due if City win the CL whilst he’s at the club. Satisfies all parties I reckon.

Don’t rate your chances of getting a job as Juve’s chief negotiator.

 

[roy.or.r]

Time waits for no man except Jorge Mendes.

 

[zandvoort blue]

.....fucking page turner........

This post deserves pictures

 

[David Silva]

Rooney's quotes lol. "He won't move for financial reasons". Stuck in the past, just in denial that the last 10 years happened.

Well if the reports he’s halving his wage to come to us are accurate then Rooney is correct…

 

[GX Blue]

Rooney's quotes lol. "He won't move for financial reasons". Stuck in the past, just in denial that the last 10 years happened.

I might have got this wrong but doesn’t that mean Rooney was being complimentary by saying he’s moving to play for us (a top team) more than just sign for a team for money reasons?

 

[bobmcfc]

This post deserves pictures

One track mind