Cristiano Ronaldo

[manimanc]

Sounds stupid I know but I never really realised how many flights there are in the world. Watching this flight radar is incredible.

It's really good mate, my kids love it.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

We have to sing Viva Ronaldo, it will finish them cunts off. Sign him tomorrow and sing our hearts out on Saturday.

Can’t believe we’ve nearly pulled off a ‘superstar’ signing.

 

[nathan2331]

He'll have the number 7 and anyone who doesn't like it should lay their medals on the table to show how much better they are than he is.

It's Ronaldo, one of the greatest footballers ever on this planet. He'd be our greatest ever signing regardless of age. He wants, he should get.

Does everybody else in the club have to kiss his ring too? He's not doing us a favor, he can negotiate like everyone else does.

 

[dobingsdobber]

I used to play on Hough End in the early 90s, every pitch was taken then.
Bet it's not like that at weekends now!

Luxury! When I were a lad we had to queue up t'week BEFORE to get a pitch.

 

[citymacc]

I'm all caught up on this thread. Now I'm bored.

Haha, me too...took me 6hrs but finally caught up...and now I want more!

 

[samuelyeboah]

i completely forgot that our left back was arrested for allegations of rape today. what an absolutely bonkers 24 hours

 

[cjn]

Just slightly off topic. What does SIU mean?

The kids say it when they're excited.

 

[The perfect fumble]

They've posted this on Redcafe!

 

[xgorton]

Which outlet?

Was on some site on newsnow man city,could be bull.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

“Tevez didn’t understand the tribalism.”

The guy literally held up a tombstone with Fergie written on it. On a trophy parade, wearing his City kit.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

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Needs the statue of his head on this haha

 

[SamTheGuru]

If i tried that celebration I'd be off work for 2 weeks.

I did a flick flack into a back flip a few years ago (when i won football golf on a works do). The only problem was, I hadn't done it in about 8 years and I was 3 stone heavier.....

I broke my foot when I landed (Maybe a metatarsal :D)

 

[northstandgiveusasong]

You can’t change squad numbers once you’ve submitted them to the Premier League and UEFA.

48hrs after deadline day isn't it?

 

[skybluecelt1990]

No it will just be really, really weird and his time at United remembered differently. He’s 36 and not what he was. Harry Kane would have been the scarier prospect.

My older brother is a United fan (and other than a pretty level-headed bloke), he's crushed at the prospect of Ronaldo coming here.

This is like my Christmas.

 

[mdj0520]

He should take 1. It's open, looks sort of like a 7, and I can see him loving the idea.

 

[Cellarite]

Has someone told @Cellarite yet that he needs to leave Wales immediately and get himself to Barton Aerodrome asap

You’re well behind the scene. I’m in a 4 man tent with the missus and kids. She’s got the camping stove on to make a brew and I’m contemplating ordering a lamb rogan josh with keema naan.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Can CR7 play left back?

Doubt it, neither can RS7.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Just slightly off topic. What does SIU mean?

Shit in undies.

 

[Marvin]

This is going to cause some serious grief.

What do you think the reaction will be at away grounds around the country? They will boo him wont they, but I don't think it will be hate. It will be a madness.

 

[g180aj]

And divisible by 7

It was the first shirt no he had a sporting