Stupid little things that bug you

We have a front door. It is at the front of the house. We also have another door, at the back of the house which is where we park the cars. The front door is rarely used, so my wife always refers to the back door as the front door, because that is the one we use the most. Every time she refers to 'The front door' I have to ask her which one she means. This has been going on for over 15 years...
I find this post strangely erotic.
 
99.9% of police and detective dramas where the lead character nowadays just so happens to be a woman.Any reason why men are banned from main roles now? (I know, very unwoke comment, but I am old)

I always find it interesting when people are annoyed by something that so clearly only exists in their imagination.
 
We have a front door. It is at the front of the house. We also have another door, at the back of the house which is where we park the cars. The front door is rarely used, so my wife always refers to the back door as the front door, because that is the one we use the most. Every time she refers to 'The front door' I have to ask her which one she means. This has been going on for over 15 years...
Never has a problem letting me know where her back door is.
 
We have a front door. It is at the front of the house. We also have another door, at the back of the house which is where we park the cars. The front door is rarely used, so my wife always refers to the back door as the front door, because that is the one we use the most. Every time she refers to 'The front door' I have to ask her which one she means. This has been going on for over 15 years...
Lucky twat. We have three doors. Front, back and side. Funny thing is the side door used to be called the back door before we put the back door in. Confused? You should be.
 
When the hem of a trouser leg splits and hangs down lower than the other side…

And my procrastination of sewing it to stop the problem!
 
We have a front door. It is at the front of the house. We also have another door, at the back of the house which is where we park the cars. The front door is rarely used, so my wife always refers to the back door as the front door, because that is the one we use the most. Every time she refers to 'The front door' I have to ask her which one she means. This has been going on for over 15 years...
Brilliant!
 
People who go on main roads in their mobility scooter. 1 spotted today on the A19. Not even on the hard shoulder.

Spotted one of these the other week, there's roadworks cutting off one way of a dual carriageway and he went through the cones that marked out the barrier.

There’s a footbridge that crosses the carriageway with a ramp on both sides that would have given him access to three directions, and a good footpath immediately before the entrance to the junction that takes you in the remaining option.
 
The 2nd sign of the /// , //, / indictating a junction coming up on a dual carriageway/motorway is upside down on the A34 north between Cheadle Hulme roundabout and the small one with the office block.
 

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