I find this post strangely erotic.We have a front door. It is at the front of the house. We also have another door, at the back of the house which is where we park the cars. The front door is rarely used, so my wife always refers to the back door as the front door, because that is the one we use the most. Every time she refers to 'The front door' I have to ask her which one she means. This has been going on for over 15 years...