United Thread - 2021/22

[the talisman]

Whoever is in charge, I’d be amazed if he gets benched for the big games. If he’s fit I think he’ll play, we’ll find out soon enough.

 

[waspish]

Whoever is in charge, I’d be amazed if he gets benched for the big games. If he’s fit I think he’ll play, we’ll find out soon enough.

Ole already said Ronaldo be starting he said you don’t have players like him sat on the bench

 

[oldhamblue]

Wait until the media find out how much James was bunged by the rags to free up the number 7.

But don't hold your breath whilst you are waiting

Knowing that's true, it begs the question why Leeds overpaid for him, knowing they needed rid of Sid James

 

[abu13]

The one big positive I am taking from this move is that goofy little fucker won't be padding his stats with dodgy penalties this season.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Ole already said Ronaldo be starting he said you don’t have players like him sat on the bench

Oh dear Ole. You're falling in to the trap of being extra sycophantic about 1 player. With so many egos in that team, it's going to bite you in the backside and then, when results don't go your way ... players like him will get you binned without hesitation. Let's see.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

The one big positive I am taking from this move is that goofy little fucker won't be padding his stats with dodgy penalties this season.

Pogba?

 

[Protein Junkie]

The one big positive I am taking from this move is that goofy little fucker won't be padding his stats with dodgy penalties this season.

His name is Minnie Mouse thank you

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Oh dear Ole. You're falling in to the trap of being extra sycophantic about 1 player. With so many egos in that team, it's going to bite you in the backside and then, when results don't go your way ... players like him will get you binned without hesitation. Let's see.

Ole is little different from the average rag supporting hanger-on who follow them and swallows all the hype and bullshit which the media affords the club.

Won't park in the Govan bully's car space etc - fucking pathetic and telling comment which displays his mental weakness but plays up the lemmings .

How will he be able to handle all the over-inflated ego's which are in that dressing room now that Ronaldo will be dictating things ?

The Portugese ponce will score goals for them and the media will be wall to wall rags but hopefully this contrived signing will fuck up any serious hopes of them getting back their previous standing.

 

[mayo31]

I tell you one player it has been very quiet on and that is Rashford

I not sure how they all fit into this Utd team without someone being upset

All have egos - Ronaldo, Cavani, Sancho, Rashford, Martial and that just up front

A few bad games and we shall see

 

[mayo31]

Welcome back please remember hitting the rags is not just for Christmas, it is for life.

edited for accuracy

 

[Octavian]

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

 

[Blootoof]

Redcafe

Claim to be the leading united Forum

Yet when someone starts a thread regarding going to games, the thread goes to death.

Support your local club you plastic wankers

 

[Blue Mist]

Knowing that's true, it begs the question why Leeds overpaid for him, knowing they needed rid of Sid James

Because they got it back via a brown (very large admittedly) envelope ?

Just sayin'

 

[Bozo]

Cavani having to change number for that slimy prick. But it's City ruining football.

 

[Pell]

I tell you one player it has been very quiet on and that is Rashford

I not sure how they all fit into this Utd team without someone being upset

All have egos - Ronaldo, Cavani, Sancho, Rashford, Martial and that just up front

A few bad games and we shall see

I don't think Rashford will be very happy, going from the local hero, to his game turning into 'cross the ball onto Ronaldo's head'.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Oh dear Ole. You're falling in to the trap of being extra sycophantic about 1 player. With so many egos in that team, it's going to bite you in the backside and then, when results don't go your way ... players like him will get you binned without hesitation. Let's see.

Exactly. How not to run a football club 101. Hilarious.

 

[LongsightM13]

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

I thought they were all hardcore socialist revolutionaries who were in the midst of a bitter coup? Who despise members of royal families being involved in football? Who hate England and sing ‘Argentina’ instead?

 

[BlueRockape]

As if it wasn't possible to sink any lower they really have

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Because they got it back via a brown (very large admittedly) envelope ?

Just sayin'

This would not surprise me in the slightest.

Football finance is indeed a murky world.

 

[KentBlue]

I tell you one player it has been very quiet on and that is Rashford

I not sure how they all fit into this Utd team without someone being upset

All have egos - Ronaldo, Cavani, Sancho, Rashford, Martial and that just up front

A few bad games and we shall see

Pigmol won’t allow them to have any bad games. The rags’ lifting of the Prem trophy this season has already been rubber-stamped, the rest of us will merely be making up the numbers.