United Thread - 2021/22

[gordondaviesmoustache]

& every undeserved soft pen he slots will be lauded like the Van Basten Euro 88 wonder volley by the moronic media

The number of soft pens they are going to get is going to be off the fucking scale.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can you clarify who you mean by the posing ponce - is it Ratboy, Pogshit or Fake Ronnie

Or Mctominnay(SP?), he likes to pose as a footballer!


Waaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

 

[dickie davies]

Saturdays game should be a win for the rags,but you know the way these things have a habit of biting you on the arse especially with the whole over the top build up and anticipation of ronaldo’s return,Newcastle could get turned over by 4-5 but just get that feeling this could end in a draw or better still a defeat for the rags ...

Let's hope for a result similar to the Munich anniversary game

 

[OffertonBlue]

Let's hope for a result similar to the Munich anniversary game

and they miss their pens, no matter how many they get and no matter how many times they let them retake them.

 

[LongsightM13]

Let's hope for a result similar to the Munich anniversary game

The PL have played their Joker with Alty in charge to ensure nothing goes wrong

 

[maccieblue]

No,Didsbury.

Global warming says Didsbury will be next to the sea before December

 

[Blue_eyes]

You do realise 'Brucie' is in charge of said Toon?

Yeah, I admit my post is based on forlorn delusional hope rather than judgement and thats why I included the words "your manager is shit" in there.

Lets be honest though, brucie makes no difference in a tactical sense, If the barcodes get anything it will be cos of a mammoth effort from the players in the face of total adversity and I realise its very highly unlikely...........would still be piss funny though.

This is the best thing about the media love in, expectation becomes so high for the twats that it makes it so much funnier when it goes pear shaped.

 

[Blueknows]

Hand picked game from after the 3 game international break like ours was! Love to know who sits in the room and picks these games fixtures and no they are not picked through a computer randomly!

BBC =rag central

 

[dobingsdobber]

Global warming says Didsbury will be next to the sea before December

Where's me cozzy??

 

[ray21]

Piers Morgan meets Ronaldo now on ITV, no end to this overload of shit.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Good for you mate.Been retired for ten years,every day is Sunday.

You are Morrissey and I claim my £5

 

[johnnytapia]

Bruce’s record against United is an absolutely shameful fucking disgrace. Uncle fucking Tom.

How’s he done against us? I’m assuming his teams have nicked several draws / wins and not been as abject as they’ve been against “that lot”.

 

[cheekybids]

Turning up at work to see a 30 year old bloke with a picture of him with your child on his T-shirt ….what’s strange about that?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You are Morrissey and I claim my £5

Both myself and @Groke made reference to this but @dobingsdobber missed both of them lol

 

[wolviedinho]

Must be a blue on the wind up ;)

 

[wolviedinho]

Piers Morgan meets Ronaldo now on ITV, no end to this overload of shit.

Cash cow needs milked.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Sir Alex Ferguson accused of matchfixing Man United game for a $55,000 Rolex, court hears

Sir Alex Ferguson accused of fixing Man Utd game for a $55,000 Rolex, court hears

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Cristiano Ronaldo: Kathryn Mayorga, The Woman Who Accuses Ronaldo of Rape

An American woman claims Cristiano Ronaldo raped her in Las Vegas. Years ago, the soccer star paid her to remain silent. Now, the woman is going public for the first time and filing a complaint against Ronaldo. She possesses a document that could be extremely dangerous for him. By DER SPIEGEL Staff

www.spiegel.de

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Cristiano Ronaldo: Kathryn Mayorga, The Woman Who Accuses Ronaldo of Rape

An American woman claims Cristiano Ronaldo raped her in Las Vegas. Years ago, the soccer star paid her to remain silent. Now, the woman is going public for the first time and filing a complaint against Ronaldo. She possesses a document that could be extremely dangerous for him. By DER SPIEGEL Staff

www.spiegel.de

Titanic alert

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

How’s he done against us? I’m assuming his teams have nicked several draws / wins and not been as abject as they’ve been against “that lot”.

It can’t be any worse!