If we all manage to get in weds v Leipzig…

[blue44]

Where were you where were you when we had plastic cards

loading you
loading you
loading you
when we had cards

 

[bluesteel]

Theeee, ticket store they said to me it’s digital for you,
And if it’s not your out the door and we won’t see you no more,
So then one Saturday afternoon I went to phones4u,
I got a phone with Apple Pay, free text and data too,
I put my ticket on my phone and set off to the ground,
And if you’re at the turnstiles you’re sure to hear this sound


Hark now hear, we can’t get in,
we’ve been out here, all day,
and we will fight, forever more,
Because of Apple Pay

 

[Shirley]

We’ve been to
Rotherham and Monaco
Napoli and Rome
But we’ve still got empty phones
Empty phones at home

And when we win the league this year
We’ll sing a song to you….

 

[jrb]

If I die in the ticket office, woah-oh woah-oh, If I die in the ticket office, woah-oh woah-oh, If I die in the ticket office, there'll be ten tickets at my feet, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your phone and use your app, woah-oh woah-oh, Use your phone and use your app, woah-oh woah-oh, Use your phone and use your app, ten tickets my feet, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

 

[Irlamblue]

He's topped up my phone
He's topped up my phone
Raheem sterling
He's topped up my phone

 

[jrb]

City, tearing tickets in half again.

 

[LongsightM13]

Bring back Mark Burgess from The Chameleons, who started on the windows at Maine Road as a low paid temp and was the ticket sales manager within a year, driving a Beemer. Just by being vaguely competent and not having got the job through nepotism

 

[Ctidpaul]

i reckon we need a new song

how about

" we are,we are really here " etc

you know the rest

We’ve been to
Rotterdam & monaco
Napoli & rome
We want our plastic cards
Plastic cards at home

 

[citymad]

oh my phone, you left me stranded alone,
The bastards turned me away,
I left the charger at home

 

[halfcenturyup]

Must be Blondie surely……….”Hanging On The Telephone“ from 1978……

Christ, I thought people were complaining about a few hours. 1978 to now is a long time to be waiting.