Media Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

Raz, Phil and St Marcus now have their own spitting image puppets.

I think the scriptwriters are dippers as the sketch involves City fans throwing bottles of piss at Foden.

They later do a sketch where Ronaldo is portrayed as a fat Manc who loves eating Chips. The giveaway is PR7 calls a barm a roll.

 

[LongsightM13]

I'll just leave this here for now.....

Fatso would rotate with Cancelo and Zin at left back.
Not a single one of the others would start for our best XI and very few, if any, would make our bench.
Maguire would genuinely replace Ake as our fourth choice CB at best.
Pogba would be so far behind our midfield he would 100% be on loan at Girona. Fred and McTominay would be lucky to get hospitality or bar jobs at City

 

[91:23]

Sunday - Daily Fail - City look to replace Fernandhio with Calvin Phillips bid

Monday- Daily Fail - City look to replace Fernandhio with Declan Rice bid

Tuesday - Daily Fail - City look to replace Fernandhio with Bellingham bid

Talk about scattergun.

 

[blueju]

The champions have ceased to exist again today after the 100m transfer bullshit of the last two days.

 

[blueju]

Followed by goals scored at Anfield and if required goals scored by a team who refer to themselves as European Royalty (sick in mouth)...............

Sucked into the back of the net by the famous kop.

 

[jimharri]

That's that then; better forget about the PL this season.

 

[nmc]

That's that then; better forget about the PL this season.

Desperate.or what.

 

[M16 citeh]

I'm enjoying watching the gidiness right now I can't lie! Not that I actually read the drivel they come out with...

 

[johnevans]

That's that then; better forget about the PL this season.

Oh well.. it was good while it lasted.. now then, where's me AA atlas road map of English Third Division towns?..

 

[jimharri]

Oh well.. it was good while it lasted.. now then, where's me AA atlas road map of English Third Division towns?..

AA road map? Old school, eh?

 

[deano ou812]

That's that then; better forget about the PL this season.

Four teams on 10 points why aren’t Everton included..

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Four teams on 10 points why aren’t Everton included..

Timestamp is Sunday, so before Everton played.
I assume the point intended here is who were in fourth at the time, just below where the table cut off (for all it matters after 4 matches).

 

[andyhinch]

Four teams on 10 points why aren’t Everton included..

Because historically the top 3 in the middle of September end up that way at the end of the season ;-)

 

[Gingers Dad]

apart from Shaw, I don't think anyone else would make it into a starting city 11. Maybe blue tinted specs I know!

Decent player but Shaw wouldn't last 5 minutes as a full back in our team

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Timestamp is Sunday, so before Everton played.
I assume the point intended here is who were in fourth at the time, just below where the table cut off (for all it matters after 4 matches).

Unlike say when United were circa 11th and the table got shown and referred to as the 'Top 11' or the like........

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Unlike say when United were circa 11th and the table got shown and referred to as the 'Top 11' or the like........

Yep, I certainly remember seeing tables of 2nd-7th when City were top, and United 7th.

I'd almost be pleased if they kept having to show a top 11 to show them, as it wouldn't be particularly flattering.

 

[Blue Mist]

Raz, Phil and St Marcus now have their own spitting image puppets.

I think the scriptwriters are dippers as the sketch involves City fans throwing bottles of piss at Foden.

They later do a sketch where Ronaldo is portrayed as a fat Manc who loves eating Chips. The giveaway is PR7 calls a barm a roll.

Why, even for a comedy sketch, would fans throw piss at Phil ? St Marcus yes and it would be bucket loads not bottles but what weird comedy sketch

 

[jaiguruKun]

Harvey Elliott: Liverpool FC star gives fan his kit after hospital meeting

A "shocked" teenager met Liverpool's Harvey Elliott after they were both injured playing football.

www.bbc.co.uk

Big fucking deal.

 

[johnevans]

AA road map? Old school, eh?

Well, in this day-and-age of ticketless season cards and the like, I figured it was time to move on from my tried and trusted copy of the 'Mappa Mundi'..

 

[Semper aggressus]

That's that then; better forget about the PL this season.

I do hope these three vile sets of scum clubs fall so fucking hard they break their fucking backs. Come on City, don’t let any of these wankers win the league.

I wish we’d signed a decent striker though, it would have put a stop to this kind of shit before it ever began.