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He'll see it as a promotion. He's in the political role (apart from leader) he can use his influence the most using a perverse mix of his legal knowledge and his own personal opinions on lazy, workshy, british lower classes.

FT bloke on BBC saying Raab as Justice Sec may be viewed reasonably, as he was a lawyer (not sure what field).

I've been working too hard though, I thought someone had just posted that Truss was Foreign Sec now. That's obviously not going to be true...
 
Christ. Liz Truss is the new foreign secretary.
Well she did save the country by negotiating a trade deal with Ghana to take up the slack due to the downturn in trade with the EU and we can send a bit more cheese to Japan that they probably don’t want.
 
FT bloke on BBC saying Raab as Justice Sec may be viewed reasonably, as he was a lawyer (not sure what field).

Project finance - international litigation - competition law are his background skills.

Jesus you see them parading up Downing street and you realise what an untalented bunch they are.

Gove - being bigged up as a problem solver who gets things done - thought of as the minister with a big brain - what does that tell you about the rest?
 
Gove - Housing and also "the Union", so keen to ditch one of those jobs!

Truss also keeps "minister for women and equalities". A clear indication that Foreign Sec is not the top level job it was
 
Johnson isn't far behind him either. Who comes up with this chart anyway? It's a ladder of cunts with the cuntiest of cunts at the bottom.
 

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Cabinet reshuffle announced this afternoon during PMQ's.

Rumours Williamson is being moved to NI Secretary. If confirmed that it taking the piss.
How the fuck could he be expected to know Northern from Southern Ireland, wouldn’t be fair on him to have to try and figure that out
 
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Zahawi in to not answer questions for Education. Moving the vaccine minister while still coming up withe vaccine regimes seems a bit curious, but maybe he wanted out after the last 18 months grind.

So they sent him to sort out schools!
 
Truss and Patel in the biggest jobs other than chancellor purely because their fuckwittery in those roles will make Johnson look competent in comparison.

Also looks like a compromise for Princess Nut Nut as Truss will be expected to be out the country for long periods of time.
 
Zahawi in to not answer questions for Education. Moving the vaccine minister while still coming up withe vaccine regimes seems a bit curious, but maybe he wanted out after the last 18 months grind.

So they sent him to sort out schools!

I suspect they couldn't get his voice module to stop saying "world leading vaccine programme " and they couldn't just re-boot him so they had to switch him off - reprogram the voice module to mumble shit about school bubbles and switch him back on using the Education Minister option off his menu
 
I suspect they couldn't get his voice module to stop saying "world leading vaccine programme " and they couldn't just re-boot him so they had to switch him off - reprogram the voice module to mumble shit about school bubbles and switch him back on using the Education Minister option off his menu
Whilst tweeting wearing a CR7 shirt from a London based rags game.
 

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