United Thread - 2021/22

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

D. Help her to burn them then take her and a friend of her’s to the Etihad to see a proper team play proper football.
Get them a scarf each from the club shop and they’ll be blues for life.

Ok, so it involves stumping up some dosh but it’ll be worth it in the long run due to all the grief it’ll save you.

 

[Mr Fraser]

A.

C

 

[Inter Me Nan]

C

Or A and C?

 

[mat]

They are trying to secure the next generation of fans, perhaps we could do similar.

Are school's open Sundays in London?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Oh forgot to say I fucking hate you rag bastards.

 

[N1985]

I'd take her to the Wycombe game and tell her if she wants to go and watch the scum then to prepare herself for a lifetime of utter disappointment

Then have her fostered.

 

[citizen_maine]

Take her to OT, then in later life when she's a blue and gets into a 'discussion' with a rag, she can say that she's been to OT more times than they have

 

[remember arthur mann]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Send her for counselling.

 

[Nellies left peg]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

D. Report the school for emotional trauma and claim compensation for child cruelty off the rag PR department

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Have they been charged yet?

There is a part of me that wants to get a game called off to highlight the sheer hypocrisy of it all when we inevitably (and correctly) get the book thrown at us.

Not sure Pep would be particularly pleased with my efforts in obtaining the club a 10 point deduction............

 

[ancoats]

Broadcasting Revenue is that just CL or some accounting trick

its total bollocks and fudged figures

they are in a mess and accounts will be fudged to keep the fans happy with hiding the growing debt
all the big clubs have made major losses with covid-19. TV rights to show every game last season was not in the budget by sky or BT. so who's paying the extra money from live games ???

if the big clubs from Europe and Spain are feeling the pressure and having to cut the cost and not sign big money deals then you can bet united are close to the same sort of mess if not worst

 

[Legacyfan1986]

Take her to OT, then in later life when she's a blue and gets into a 'discussion' with a rag, she can say that she's been to OT more times than they have

Too right!
I got dragged to the swamp as a nipper n hated it. I then asked to go Maine Rd and got told I had to go with the neighbours and so I did and loved it.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Staying up for an extra hour tonight so i can hate united for a bit longer

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

D. Report the school for emotional trauma and claim compensation for child cruelty off the rag PR department

On Neil Ashton's advice, they'd probably pay out on it on the proviso that she attends a game at a later date alongside the latest Chilean miners et al............

* Struth - how many attempts did it just take me to spell Chilean correctly

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

 

[asahartford1]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Is she adopted ?

 

[talkativesprout]

Is she adopted ?

No, but she might be available by Friday next week

 

[deegee33]

Just watching Newcastle v.leeds. how in the name of Phineas did these bastards get 30 million for Dan James.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just watching Fever Pitch the Rise of the PL - Its been fucking so blatant for so long you forget you just accept it as the norm - rags vs Rovers 95 - at the swamp the Rovers equaliser disallowed for an invisible push by Shearer

 

[ysmsa]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Not a chance, tell her she's a City fan and that is the end of it.