United Thread - 2021/22

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

D. Help her to burn them then take her and a friend of her’s to the Etihad to see a proper team play proper football.
Get them a scarf each from the club shop and they’ll be blues for life.

Ok, so it involves stumping up some dosh but it’ll be worth it in the long run due to all the grief it’ll save you.

 

[Mr Fraser]

A.

C

 

[Inter Me Nan]

C

Or A and C?

 

[mat]

They are trying to secure the next generation of fans, perhaps we could do similar.

Are school's open Sundays in London?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Oh forgot to say I fucking hate you rag bastards.

 

[N1985]

I'd take her to the Wycombe game and tell her if she wants to go and watch the scum then to prepare herself for a lifetime of utter disappointment

Then have her fostered.

 

[citizen_maine]

Take her to OT, then in later life when she's a blue and gets into a 'discussion' with a rag, she can say that she's been to OT more times than they have

 

[remember arthur mann]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Send her for counselling.

 

[Nellies left peg]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

D. Report the school for emotional trauma and claim compensation for child cruelty off the rag PR department

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Have they been charged yet?

There is a part of me that wants to get a game called off to highlight the sheer hypocrisy of it all when we inevitably (and correctly) get the book thrown at us.

Not sure Pep would be particularly pleased with my efforts in obtaining the club a 10 point deduction............