Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[Big Swifty]

There was a Gloucestershire and England opening batsman in the late forties called Jack Crapp. I found out recently he was a lifelong bachelor (all true).
I presume no woman wanted to change her surname to his.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

This reminds me of the only joke I remember from my youth:

What do you call a policewoman with a shaved m***?
Answer: C***stubble….

 

[Swordfish7]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

I am the only one who started reading that as a limerick?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Kid at school
Humphrey Dunphy

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Once knew of a patient in the hospital where I was working called, Fanny Slack.

Nb. when you call patients in the clinic you shout the surname then Christian name…..ahem.

 

[m7mcfc]

No, But i know his brother Isaac

There was a Michael Hunt in my class at school.

 

[Blue Mist]

I am the only one who started reading that as a limerick?

Yes :-)

 

[blueish swede]

Dr Doolittle

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A fella at work called Peter Phelan. His nickname was Randy.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I once had a customer called Mrs Browne-Mark.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Worked with a guy called Richard Stain. He answered the phone with the shorter version of his christian name Dick Stain.

 

[Barcon]

The kid down the street with the man bun and scooter is called **** face.

 

[Manc baggie]

Met a lad in secondary school named James Bond.
He was a couple of years older than me.
He really fancied himself as a bit of a hard case & trouble maker.
He got a good slapping in the back of a police van the first time got into some real trouble & was asked to give his name & they thought he was taking the piss.
He was a complete twat.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Met a lad in secondary school named James Bond.
He was a couple of years older than me.
He really fancied himself as a bit of a hard case & trouble maker.
He got a good slapping in the back of a police van the first time got into some real trouble & was asked to give his name & they thought he was taking the piss.
He was a complete twat.

In fairness the actual fictional james bond is a twat too. Imagine all those women who went through near death experience with him only to be completely forgotten about. Also poor Q

 

[Blue Mist]

In fairness the actual fictional james bond is a twat too. Imagine all those women who went through near death experience with him only to be completely forgotten about. Also poor Q

I know what kind of parents call there son Q ?


Said Neville Neville to no one in particular

 

[Blue Mist]

I was scammed last week, I can't believe I fell for it. The dodgy English accent should have set the alarm bells ringing but ....
He convinced me to to go to a football match last Saturday.


I must be stupid because I have fallen for the same con today as well.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Potty, Fartwell and Knob: Amazon.co.uk: Ash, Russell: 9780755316557: Books

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Saw an absolute corker today - Mr Anil Banger

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A teacher friend I know claims one of his pupils is called Humphrey Dunphy.

 

[MillisleBlue]

Used to have these couple of customers:
Eileen Forward,
Isabella Mountain.