Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[Big Swifty]

There was a Gloucestershire and England opening batsman in the late forties called Jack Crapp. I found out recently he was a lifelong bachelor (all true).
I presume no woman wanted to change her surname to his.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

This reminds me of the only joke I remember from my youth:

What do you call a policewoman with a shaved m***?
Answer: C***stubble….

 

[Swordfish7]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

I am the only one who started reading that as a limerick?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Kid at school
Humphrey Dunphy

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Once knew of a patient in the hospital where I was working called, Fanny Slack.

Nb. when you call patients in the clinic you shout the surname then Christian name…..ahem.

 

[m7mcfc]

No, But i know his brother Isaac

There was a Michael Hunt in my class at school.

 

[Blue Mist]

I am the only one who started reading that as a limerick?

Yes :-)

 

[blueish swede]

Dr Doolittle

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A fella at work called Peter Phelan. His nickname was Randy.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I once had a customer called Mrs Browne-Mark.