Newcastle United Thread - 2021/22

[abu13]

For me the big problem that Newcastle face is that they have a number of phases to go through.

You don't go from relegation candidates to top 4 contenders in a season or 2, they will need to sign a calibre of player to get them from where they are to a top 8 side first of all. The problem being these players are then unlikely to be of the quality to get them into the top 4 and they will need further heavy investment.

But squad sizes are limited and most players who join them will be wanting a 5 year contract, if things go to plan they are going to be surplus to requirements in 2-3 years and they then need to find buyers for them.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Every club feeling anxious about FFP, should move to Scotand. Rangers havent complied for ten years, of operating with a loss funded by soft loans and nothing happens to them. You might need to change your name to Rangers though. If you go into a meeting with the SFA, just belt out the Sash and you will be fine.

But you dont need to break FFP to win the Scottish League. Our EDS team would win your league magic ;-)

 

[rickmcfc]

I don’t even see them competing, ever. FFP was designed to stop this. Newcastle are 10 years too late

 

[moh]

It's intriguing but something seems to have given the PL a kick up the pants.

I think it was staring at the cash cow brand about to disappear up its own arse with the Super League shitshow

 

[dickie davies]

The only thing that concerns me regarding the Newcastle takeover is a repeat of what happened 28 years ago

Newcastle with a bit of investment and under Kevin Keegan became quite good and when I went on holiday all I saw was very overweight Geordie families, Mum, Dad two kids, all very fat, all wearing Newcastle shirts
It was fucking horrendous

 

[chaddblue]

For me the big problem that Newcastle face is that they have a number of phases to go through.

You don't go from relegation candidates to top 4 contenders in a season or 2

Amanda Staveley disagrees. She said they'll win the league within 18 months...which by my reckoning means next season

 

[balotellishaircut]

Amanda Staveley disagrees. She said they'll win the league within 18 months...which by my reckoning means next season

Yeah they’ll win the Championship mate, no worries..

 

[blueish swede]

The only thing that concerns me regarding the Newcastle takeover is a repeat of what happened 28 years ago

Newcastle with a bit of investment and under Kevin Keegan became quite good and when I went on holiday all I saw was very overweight Geordie families, Mum, Dad two kids, all very fat, all wearing Newcastle shirts
It was fucking horrendous

Although better than seeing overweight Geordie families not wearing their Newcastle shirts,

 

[GunnerGer]

Every club feeling anxious about FFP, should move to Scotand. Rangers havent complied for ten years, of operating with a loss funded by soft loans and nothing happens to them. You might need to change your name to Rangers though. If you go into a meeting with the SFA, just belt out the Sash and you will be fine.

What are the FFP rules they have broken like?

 

[jimharri]

Every club feeling anxious about FFP, should move to Scotand. Rangers havent complied for ten years, of operating with a loss funded by soft loans and nothing happens to them. You might need to change your name to Rangers though. If you go into a meeting with the SFA, just belt out the Sash and you will be fine.

Not that you're bitter, of course!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Will they get access to the European Super League?

 

[Bluemoonadam]

I live in Bolton had a drink in Bolton on Friday saw 4 people wearing Newcastle shirts never seen anybody wear a Newcastle shirt around this dump before.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

For me the big problem that Newcastle face is that they have a number of phases to go through.

You don't go from relegation candidates to top 4 contenders in a season....

Unless you get some help from PiGMol; if you get that, you can go from relegation candidates to Premier League winners in one season.

All depends on the SE Asian betting patterns I suppose.

 

[Magicpole]

Not that you're bitter, of course!

About that? Oh yes.

 

[Postman Pep]

The only thing that concerns me regarding the Newcastle takeover is a repeat of what happened 28 years ago

Newcastle with a bit of investment and under Kevin Keegan became quite good and when I went on holiday all I saw was very overweight Geordie families, Mum, Dad two kids, all very fat, all wearing Newcastle shirts
It was fucking horrendous

Peak Geordie Nation hysteria years. For every Ginola and Asprilla there was Tony Blair and Robson Greene.

 

[Bald fraud]

Dm reporting they’re going for bailly, van de beek, martial, and lingard. Looks like bacon chops has been on the blower to Bruce

 

[jimharri]

Every club feeling anxious about FFP, should move to Scotand. Rangers havent complied for ten years, of operating with a loss funded by soft loans and nothing happens to them. You might need to change your name to Rangers though. If you go into a meeting with the SFA, just belt out the Sash and you will be fine.

It's a bit ironic that that song is one of the best known songs by that most republican of Irish folk bands, the Wolfe Tones.

Unless there's two songs called "the sash".

 

[Groke]

Dm reporting they’re going for bailly, van de beek, martial, and lingard. Looks like bacon chops has been on the blower to Bruce

If this were to happen, it should be more worthy of outrage by other PL clubs than the takeover

 

[Bald fraud]

If this were to happen, it should be more worthy of outrage by other PL clubs than the takeover

I bet they’re only asking for 400 million for the 4! ;)

 

[discopop]

Dm reporting they’re going for bailly, van de beek, martial, and lingard. Looks like bacon chops has been on the blower to Bruce

Drop em Steve won’t be taking the call as he’s out on his elephant ear.