United (A) Post Match Thread

Dateline Wednesday 10 Nov. Venue: The kitchen table. General situation: Still Buzzing.
Phil Foden said: "The boys have just played the game of their lives out there." Hearing this, Pep smiled and said "He is young and will see even greater days." I'm not so sure that Phil was too wide of the mark. Wracking my brains, but have you ever seen such a total destruction?
The second goal summed it up:
--24 passes and no red shirt got anywhere near the ball
--As Bernado sneaked round the back, five red shirts stood in the middle of their own area, transfixed, frozen into statues, helpless. Which red pundit said City sent united to sleep, I forget. Keane said it was worse than Liverpool because City just toyed with them.
Best derby win ever, eclipsing the sick swan; at least the red shirts had a go in that game whereas here they were seemingly not on the pitch.
Still Buzzing.
Keane said we’re having our ‘little moment’, yeah a decade long and almost half of their last ‘big moment’ already.
 
Haha what a sad lot
Watched a fans phone clip of the match filmed from the general area of the players' tunnel. When Foden took a corner and at least.one other occasion there was a loud chant of 'paedo' from a sizeable chunk of the crowd sorry morons.
It confirms what a cunthouse of a club they. Needless to say their fans in the media fail to mention this pretty horrible behaviour. Although full of rag hatred it is not considered a hate crime.
Thankfully Sky had the sound turned down lest other moronic fans pick it up and also that Phil was not affected by it.
 
Don't know if you noticed, but Oliver was the closest UTd player to the ball most of the game. It was a clear action to get in the way of every sideways pass, on the edge of their box. Infuriating!
In the build up to the second goal Bernie passed it straight across the edge of the box out wide to Cancelo who whipped it in to the far post for Bernie to get on the end of it. Bernie had to curl his pass to get it past OliVAR who seemed to be tracking the passing lanes all f*cking game.
 
The general consensus was that the donut thief kept the score down with some fine saves.
However his “swatting wasps off his chest” effort to stop Bernies goal was comedy gold.
He resembled the fat kid put in goal at an under 7s match.

He would have been fuming with that one after the two efforts he pulled off against Jesus and Kevin De Bruyne. Shows how far they have fallen playing 5 at the back and 2 holding midfielders when the goalie was their best player.
 
He would have been fuming with that one after the two efforts he pulled off against Jesus and Kevin De Bruyne. Shows how far they have fallen playing 5 at the back and 2 holding midfielders when the goalie was their best player.
Not only that but I also recall the swamp hoards cheering like they'd just scored a goal when the donut theif kicked it long from a goal kick rather than playing out from the back..

So rather than giving us the ball back to us 25 yards from goal, the rags gave it us back 60 yards from goal..

This was viewed by all the rags in the stadium as progress..!

Apparently, the paperboy's still the man and the dabber wants half a million a week after tax as a minimum before he re-signs..


They're fcuked..!
 
Not only that but I also recall the swamp hoards cheering like they'd just scored a goal when the donut theif kicked it long from a goal kick rather than playing out from the back..

So rather than giving us the ball back to us 25 yards from goal, the rags gave it us back 60 yards from goal..

This was viewed by all the rags in the stadium as progress..!

Apparently, the paperboy's still the man and the dabber wants half a million a week after tax as a minimum before he re-signs..


They're fcuked..!
Pogba wanting what Ronaldo gets is a shocking bit of news...I am stunned.
 
In the build up to the second goal Bernie passed it straight across the edge of the box out wide to Cancelo who whipped it in to the far post for Bernie to get on the end of it. Bernie had to curl his pass to get it past OliVAR who seemed to be tracking the passing lanes all f*cking game.
He didn't. I really don't like Oliver and his decision for the tackle on Jesus in the box defies belief.....but Bernardo didn't curl his pass to get it past him. It was passed well in front of him. If anything it was curled slightly to avoid Fernandes on the edge of the box. By all means have a dig at the myopic idiot in black but lets stick to facts, otherwise we end up looking like mard-arse, moaning Liverpool fans.
 
Want to know how much we have broken their hearts and their spirit?
I’m with my mate in a Chorlton boozer right now.
There is a united fan in here who is pissed out of his mind, probably has been since 2.30pm on Saturday and is going from table to table mithering every fucker, going on about “20 times”, “Small club”, “Emptihad” and blues are “having their little moment”.
Came over to us and we played the role of Ole-in rags.
“It was only 2-0 so they are worse than Liverpool”
“The Glazers haven’t given him enough money to compete”
“If Cavani and Varane were fit it would have have been very different”
The window licker lapped it up
You just know this idiot’s life has been utter hell way beyond a Bosch painting since Saturday.
i would have told him to fuck off, city is blue it should have been 10, feed the goat and he will score, and others just to piss him more
 
De Gea was their man of the match in the sick swan, says it all. Who else played Saturday from that wonderful day . ?
 

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