United Thread - 2021/22

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Jesus2020 said:
You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
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The coitus hand stand is my current speciality. When I was younger, I could do the triple reverse somersault with tuck and pike; my finish drove them wild. 8.0, 8.0, 8.0.
 
Could do without Pochettino going there, he’s competent. I’d assumed he’d be our next manager after Pep in a few years. Hopefully the guarantee of trophies at PSG will put him off leaving them for some time.
 
Sid C said:
It’s being reported that Edward Woodentop is thinking of delaying his departure so he can oversee the appointment of the new manager.

Fucking brilliant, the true meaning of a gift that keeps on giving.
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'cause Woodenhead is certainly the man I'd turn to for advice on important football matters!... Psyche! LOL.
 
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Being reported that both Poch and Ten Hag are very interested in the job, so they are going to have an actual manager this time. Would much prefer it to be Poch, I want Ten Hag to be on our shortlist post Pep.
 
Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
The fact he did that interview when he left shows how low an opinion he has of himself. We should all share it.
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I can't possibly picture a situation where I'm being sacked from my job for being shit, and as my final act agree to sit down and make an embarrassing tit of myself for a video on their website.

Imagine having such little pride in yourself.
 
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Fred_Quimby said:
I think he is someone who actually knows what he is doing. It all depends on if the raggies know what they are doing and they have history.
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Without doubt he is a good manager, but the mid table teams should aspire to having a good manager. These lot want to be back up top winning things. For that you need w world class manager, especially domestically.

Poch will do for me, and in 6 months time we’ll have a #SOP thread to indulge in.
 
Semper aggressus said:
Could do without Pochettino going there, he’s competent. I’d assumed he’d be our next manager after Pep in a few years. Hopefully the guarantee of trophies at PSG will put him off leaving them for some time.
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I don’t think Pochettino would be in our thinking when we come to replace Pep.

Part of his brief when he came to us (alongside winning a shitload of trophies) was to create a style and identity for the way we play which would become part of our personality and would set the direction for our Club, and which runs through all our teams at every level.

The idea being the manager is a custodian of that style, rather than ripping it up and starting again with every new appointment. See the example of the Rags for how well that works!

Pep will leave us soon, and his replacement will be someone who can continue this style - which isn’t Pochettino.

Luis Enrique and Erik Ten Hag look the most likely candidates in terms of style at the moment - but we have another 18 months for others to come forward.

One things for sure - we’ll be planning for it in the background already. None of this intern for an interim crap the Rags are trying to pull at the moment!
 
The media all banging on about who the next permanent manager should be but ignoring who will be the interim one. That is a huge appointment and if they fuck it up (oh perlease) they could be in even deeper shit.
Plus no manager currently in work is going to agree to magev this shower of shit for just 6 months so that leaves who?
Bruce, ? Can anyone name anyone else - without taking the piss
 
Blue Mist said:
The media all banging on about who the next permanent manager should be but ignoring who will be the interim one. That is a huge appointment and if they fuck it up (oh perlease) they could be in even deeper shit.
Plus no manager currently in work is going to agree to magev this shower of shit for just 6 months so that leaves who?
Bruce, ? Can anyone name anyone else - without taking the piss
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There was talk of Ralph Rangnick - and I can see that happening, with them moving him up to a DoF type role at the end of the season. Would be part of the pitch to get him in - rather than ‘Do you fancy managing this shower of shit for a few months then fucking off again next May?’
 
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