United Thread - 2021/22

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Blue Mist said:
The media all banging on about who the next permanent manager should be but ignoring who will be the interim one. That is a huge appointment and if they fuck it up (oh perlease) they could be in even deeper shit.
Plus no manager currently in work is going to agree to magev this shower of shit for just 6 months so that leaves who?
Bruce, ? Can anyone name anyone else - without taking the piss
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I wouldn't want to name anybody else without taking the piss! : )
 
At this opportunity I don’t care who their next seasons’s manager is. I hope that us and every club in this league do its best as possible to get the rags relegated this season. Based on the form that they are in, what is it, 4 points out of 21? That’s relegation worthy.
 
Blue Mist said:
The media all banging on about who the next permanent manager should be but ignoring who will be the interim one. That is a huge appointment and if they fuck it up (oh perlease) they could be in even deeper shit.
Plus no manager currently in work is going to agree to magev this shower of shit for just 6 months so that leaves who?
Bruce, ? Can anyone name anyone else - without taking the piss
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They have literally written the season off, not a chance they do anything in Europe and their focus should be on ensuring they get top 4. There is the FA cup but in a one off match would you back this lot to win? I don’t think so.
 
bondsman said:
Lots of slapped arses in work today. Most don’t care apparently it’s not their club anymore. Others genuinely believe keeping Carrick and McKenna is a good shout and some are on the Bruce train because he will sort out the defence. None of them want to discuss it though even in a non-pisstaking way. It’s giving me a warm feeling inside
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Bondsman. It’s cocking lovely isn’t it. I spoke to a diehard armchair (can’t get tickets) zebra panted idiot this morning. He could not stop himself from getting the excuses in early to make himself feel better. I pointed out that, during his outpouring he had referred to his club consistently as ‘they’ whereas when they have flunked a result recently it’s been ’we’.
he is hurting so badly it makes me feel a little woody. This ineptness cannot last for ever. Milk every minute and experience and don’t politely hold back and be smug. Remember the years and years of shit they threw at us. Rub their noses into the ground.
 
Nicholas van Whatsisface said:
There was talk of Ralph Rangnick - and I can see that happening, with them moving him up to a DoF type role at the end of the season. Would be part of the pitch to get him in - rather than ‘Do you fancy managing this shower of shit for a few months then fucking off again next May?’
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Good shout except first they already have, don't laugh, a DoF, plus would ZZ, Poch or anyone else be happy to have him upstairs calling the shots ? So again if they did appoint Rangnick they don't seem to be thinking ahead.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
They have literally written the season off, not a chance they do anything in Europe and their focus should be on ensuring they get top 4. There is the FA cup but in a one off match would you back this lot to win? I don’t think so.
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yes as soon as news broke thats how i read it 'they have wrote this season off' fantastic show from a club that a match day fan has laid out in excess of a thousand pounds on a season ticket only to be tossed in the bin,,what a club,what a bunch of tossers
 
In appointing a successor, the rags need to take note of the ideals of the Pisscan. In his book, "The Pisscan Guide to Bullying and other Bollocks" their erstwhile manager gave some great management tips.
1. Be in total charge of everything including the tea lady. Especially the tea lady. That way, you are less likely to be poisoned by a staff who hate you.
2. If any of your people criticise you, or even ask a simple question, shout, throw stuff and then sack them.
3. Don't let any of your people marry a stick insect.
4. Employ the "Stamm manoeuvre" if anyone gives away a dirty secret about you cheating and conniving. Also known as "Doing the Guvnor".
5. Make sure you undermine the regulators and corrupt the whole process. Employ the "Pisscan time" ploy. Intimidate them.
6. Ensure that your friends in the media write what you want and ban any upstart who dares to question this. Known as "The Motson Shuffle".
7. Insult your rivals but be careful, they might turn out to be miles better than you. Beware of the "Bobby Manc", a mythical creature who stands up to you and delivers a fatal blow at the death.
8. Leave behind a god awful mess so that your success looks even better.
 
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HelloCity said:
Amongst the glum face and headline you’ve got to love the backdrop to it all.

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He was hurting and very reflect full yesterday.

"this is a proper football club, Stadium, Training ground , concert arena development etc"

With Palmer and McAtee on the pitch, "the amount of players, great players at this club is incredible, and they are all clones ala David Silva"

Garry is hurting and it's a wonderful sight and sound.
 
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Keeper! said:
He was hurting and very reflect full yesterday.

"this is a proper football club, Stadium, Training ground , concert arena development etc"

With Palmer and McVey on the pitch, "the amount of players, great players at this club is incredible, and they are all clones ala David Silva"

Garry is hurting and it's a wonderful sight and sound.
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Do you remember when all they kept saying was we were trying to catch them? I used to correct them and say "No, we're trying to catch you, overtake you and leave you in the far distance".

I think they're beginning to understand it now.
 
Citizen of Legoland said:
Do you remember when all they kept saying was we were trying to catch them? I used to correct them and say "No, we're trying to catch you, overtake you and leave you in the far distance".

I think they're beginning to understand it now.
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To be fair they have understood it for a long time, they have just been in denial, especially the piss can Ferguson, we have broken that old fool, we have sent him over the edge LOL
 
If Pochetino did go to United (And I do rate him) he wont have a lot to play with. But I do think he'll be able to hit the ground running...

Degae
Shaw
AWB (Shit)
Lindelhof (Shit)
Maguire
Bailly
Varane
Teles
Dalot

Pogba (Leaving)
Mctominay (Shit)
Fred (Shit)
Matic (Leaving)
Mata (Leaving)
Lingard (Leaving)
Bruno
VDB

Ronaldo (Too old)
Martial (Too lazy)
Rashford
Cavani (Too old)
Greenwood
Sancho

Not a bad team with a good manager tbf, but the fans and media will demand too much too soon and I dont think Poch is a quick worker. In fact I think any manager could get a tune out of those players thats how bad Ole was!
 
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